Showing Off My Equipment

Readers have asked me to show off my equipment, which is a popular activity for many close associates of Hillary Clinton.

My main camera is a Nikon P900, which is quite large and doubles in size when it sees something exciting in the distance. It is much too large to fit in my pocket, so I carry it around my neck.

Its favorite targets are cute chicks, which so far have not complained of harassment.

The camera I keep in my pocket is much smaller. The Canon SX720 also elongates when it sees something exciting in the distance, but not as much as the Nikon.

My flying friend is a DJI Spark – which fits nicely into the palm of hand. It rises almost 400 feet when excited, but due to it’s small battery size can only stay up for about 10 minutes at a time. It provides quite a thrill for those ten minutes however. Disclaimer : It has been known to temporarily suffer from ED (Electromagnetic Dysfunction) in the presence of metallic objects.

My printer is a massive Canon Pixma Pro-100, which produces prints up to 19 inches long and 13 inches wide, and never fails to impress the ladies.

I was at a family reunion last week in New Mexico, and relatives were fighting over prints I had made using this equipment.

Photography is great fun, doesn’t transmit STD’s, and gives Toto the outdoor time he loves and needs!

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