Q : Why Is The Met Office Normally Wrong About Climate?

5 Responses to Q : Why Is The Met Office Normally Wrong About Climate?

1. Latitude says:

   January 11, 2011 at 10:04 pm

   They speak in tongues, and you just don’t know it.
   cool, means record breaking cold
   hot, means cool
   BBQ, is code for floods
   dry means record breaking rain
   mild, means record breaking snow
   We predicted, means we lied
   Not giving monthly forecasts, means we hind-lie

   got it?

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2. M Carpenter says:

   January 11, 2011 at 10:42 pm

   Steven, have you seen this article on the Met Office web site, complete with average winter temperature chart for the UK? and the trend line over 100 years!
   http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/news/releases/archive/2011/cold-dec

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   • Latitude says:

     January 12, 2011 at 12:33 am

     excellent, thank you!

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3. Baa Humbug says:

   January 12, 2011 at 5:21 am

   Some blogging to help relax inbetween flood clean-up,

   I think the Met knows what they want to do, but they’re constantly and consistently stuffed up by mummy nature.
   They want to be able to show that they got m. nature worked out. She keeps saying stuff you fellas, nobody works me out, I work everybody out.
   I dealt with dinosoures, I’ll deal with hominids. You’re nothing but fleas on my back existing at my leisure. The only one of you who understood me was George Carlin, so I invited him to live with me, he was too good for you lot of parasites.

   The more you irrelevant pissy little creatures think you can control me, the more I’m going to devastate you. I did it at Copenhagen, I do it wherever that fat slob Gore speaks, I did it at Cancun and I’ll keep doing it until you wise-up, you sorry a$$ed little pi$$ants

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4. Deanna says:

   January 12, 2011 at 6:32 am

   You know, this whole hot is cold and cold is hot thing makes me think we are living in the twilight zone. Oh, wait. That sounds familiar. Season 3, episode 10 titled “The Midnight Sun” starring Lois Nettleton! So that’s where they got this whole global warming thing! Directly out of a “Twilight Zone” episode! Rod Serling couldn’t haven’t done it better!

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