For the first time I can reveal that my bicycling prevented a category 6 hurricane from hitting Iowa two weeks ago. I’m 97% certain about this.
Additionally, I drove to Denver on Saturday – which caused considerable climate disruption that prevented the West Antarctic Ice Sheet from collapsing and drowning New York.
Snow truly was a thing of the past – until that evening in 2002 when I ate too much chili.
And finally, my pet butterfly flapped his wings in June – which caused Arctic ice to come roaring back this summer.
We are not worthy, Bill.
My bad, Steve (not Bill). Unfortunately for you, that slip was carryover from earlier twitter replies to Bill McKitten. Won’t happen again, I don’t think. This getting old shit ain’t for sissy’s.
You will be nominated for a Nobel prize.
Now back off on the “intercepts” and “roof hits”. That’s Oh-Blame-Ya territory.
How do you know it wasn’t a butterfly and not you?
I’m still devastated over the Y2K jelly ripping a hole in the ozone thingy. Please have responsible sex.
I’ll continue to be responsible for all the sex I can get 😉
Steve, I control the weather in Albury Australia. Every time I wash my motorbike it rains. If I walk instead and take an umbrella just in case, it doesn’t.
I’ll let you have the southern hemisphere.