BBC : Scientists Collect Sperm From Gorillas

8 Responses to BBC : Scientists Collect Sperm From Gorillas

1. Puckster says:

   February 17, 2011 at 8:22 am

   Step one: Latex gloves.
   Step two: “Cheap Trick” song The Flame
   Step thaareee: “Cheap Trick” song Surrender
   Step four: Beers!

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2. Puckster says:

   February 17, 2011 at 8:44 am

   Hopefully, it wasn’t a US grant that paid for this study, being that China has usurpt Japan as 2nd largest economy and all. Do we give foreign aid to Japan?

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3. Puckster says:

   February 17, 2011 at 8:47 am

   Correction: “usurped”

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4. Nobama says:

   February 17, 2011 at 10:00 am

   This study sounds a lot like Climate “science”. They announce that Chimps are the kings of Sperm, then the story talks about using visual estimates because “it’s a little difficult to get samples from the animals…” No kidding? Maybe the “scientists” just weren’t devoted enough to their work. A fresh new monkey suit, soft music, a little jungle musk…. ?

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   • Puckster says:

     February 17, 2011 at 10:41 am

     “little jungle musk…. ?”

     Maybe “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”?

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5. Mike Davis says:

   February 17, 2011 at 1:12 pm

   Is that what Jane Goodall was doing all those years? Now we know why she was always smiling!!!!

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6. Jeff K says:

   February 17, 2011 at 3:02 pm

   News Flash! Chimp sperm dropping due to climate change. Will they be as endangered as gorillas in the near future-studies suggest Yes.

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7. Al Gored says:

   February 17, 2011 at 8:42 pm

   That chimp in the photo looks like he was just ‘sampled.’

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