My Arctic Summer Forecast

Ice will melt until September, and then it will stop melting and start freezing.

Polar Bears will swim, and environmentalists will film them swimming and make a movie about it.

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7 Responses to My Arctic Summer Forecast

  1. Latitude says:

    Damn you’re good………………….;)

    • Tom Harley says:

      …but not in the southern hemisphere…oh, no. the penguins…environmentalists researching penguins contribute to their reduction too, I read somewhere

  2. Lance says:

    Environmentalist meanwhile, will follow a Mom bear for days as she hunts for a seal for food for her cubs, only to have the seal go under the ice/water at the last possible moment, the cubs will die from lack of food and hunger and GW will be blamed.

  3. Pietari says:

    Are you on any drugs? If not, you should be.

  4. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

    Will the movie be in 3-D? Maybe there will be a polar bear on camera man attack scene, with cameraman blood and flesh flying toward the audience.

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