Cars Must Be Banned

Over 100 people died in the US today in automobile accidents, and thousands more were injured. The carnage every single day is ten times greater than what happened in Tucson.

The only logical solution is to ban cars, and make America a safer place. They should also ban sports, bicycles, skateboards, steps, swimming pools, airplanes and all other activities where people get hurt.

The goal is to make America a perfectly safe and equitable place.

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12 Responses to Cars Must Be Banned

  1. BioBob says:

    And lightning, landslides, baby cribs, bees, wasps, snakes, bears, sharks, spiders…..small rocks, did I mention spiders?

    • PhilJourdan says:

      Lightening and landslides are caused by global warming – so banning cars would eliminate them. Bees, Wasps, Snakes, Bears, Sharks and Spiders – upon seeing cleaner air, would all stop biting/stinging and hug one another and us in a perfect world harmony.

      So banning cars results in world peace in a matter of days.

  2. Beano says:

    Hard I know…. but
    I have yet to meet an immortal.
    Nobody gets out of here alive.

    We all know someone who has just dropped dead for no apparent reason – even young people.

  3. Layne Blanchard says:

    In my city they just keep lowering the speed limit…. until when you hit something, it’s more like a nudge.

  4. omnologos says:

    If births stopped, within 130 years nobody would die any longer.

  5. Dave G says:

    Reason I quit riding motorcycles

  6. suyts says:

    Don’t forget work, too! Work place injuries and deaths are a top priority for many people. If we banned the workplace, then no more work place injuries or deaths!

  7. It's always Marcia, Marcia says:

    More people die every year from riding mules than airplanes. Who will join me in my ban mules cause?

    🙂

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