It Is Time For A National Debate On How Many Sheet(s) Of Toilet Paper We Can Use

4 Responses to It Is Time For A National Debate On How Many Sheet(s) Of Toilet Paper We Can Use

1. MikeTheDenier says:

   January 14, 2011 at 12:29 am

   I have a way to reduce toilet paper usage by about 35%. All conservatives should send used sheets to a liberal.

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2. Nobama says:

   January 14, 2011 at 2:08 am

   See! The conservative vitriole will lead to the toilet papering of liberal homes! F@#%ing Animals! We need to line them all up and burn them at the stake! With Toilet paper! (After we shoot, stab, beat, and bomb them and their families)

   Single sheet Sheryl will be sergeant of arms, and commence each bonfire with her cleansing blowtorch of virtue.

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3. BioBob says:

   January 14, 2011 at 2:28 am

   “You can have my TP when you pry it from my globally warmed dead hands!”
   Charlton Heston

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4. Scarface says:

   January 14, 2011 at 12:50 pm

   No! Please! Don’t burn your toiletpaper!

   http://hauntingthelibrary.wordpress.com/2011/01/13/environmentalist-starts-israels-worst-ever-fire-greenpeace-blames-global-warming/

   “The cause of this particular fire was, sadly enough, the good intentions of a participant in the Rainbow Festival that was being held at the site. For ecological reasons, she burned toilet paper she had used so as not to leave it in nature, and in normal circumstances, that would have been the thing to do. However, due to the strong winds and the unseasonable hot air, the dry grasses caught on fire immediately, and the fire spread in four different directions simultaneously.”

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