Wow, this A&M prof knows how to pack an impressive amount of BS into a few short sentences
warming climate presents national and homeland security challenges ominous picture of disputes over national boundaries strains on naval capabilities due to increasing disaster assistance demands planet warms and reacts to past and continued greenhouse gas emissions polar icecaps in Greenland and Antarctica continue to melt sea levels around the world will dramatically rise Rising sea levels could have wide ranging detrimental impacts on naval facilities Arctic sea ice is melting much faster than predicted ice-free Arctic Ocean in a matter of years Northwest Passage could become seasonally ice-free homeland security and what it means for terrorists or contraband smugglers possible environmental disasters friction between Arctic nations an ice-free summer Arctic will dramatically change the politics and military strategies droughts and other weather disasters Especially dire are predicted impacts of famines and other natural disasters on Africa and the movement of refugees into Europe droughts will be more severe, and so will storms such as hurricanes and typhoons severe strain on the military as it tries to respond to increasingly frequent natural disasters worldwide future that might look quite different than today dire situations that could become a reality in just a few short years http://tamunews.tamu.edu/2011/03/10/global-warming-could-severely-impact-u-s-military-operations-says-texas-am-researcher/
There are many stories like this, that say we’re facing calamity in “just a few short years”. Trouble is, many of them were told more than “just a few short years” ago, and there’s nothing like the calamity they describe.
Yawn.
End of the world and weather hoaxes are as old as time itself
How many A&M Graduates does it take to eat rabbit?
THREE!
While one is eating two watch for traffic!
I like that one! Can I use it?
I converted from another group. I think it was Hunters originally!
So yeah! I stole it so you can also!
Why do Aggies hate M&Ms?
They’re too hard to peel.
I was trying to remember why I quit eating those those little suckers!
Did you hear about the aggie that got locked out of his car?
He spent two hours trying to get his wife and kids out!
I once locked myself out of my car and the locksmith reached through the open window to remove the key from the ignition!
I locked myself out of the car and could not get the door open before the rain got the seats of my convertible all wet because the top was down.
Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at A&M.
The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
Lastly, but not least…….
How do Aggies practice safe sex?
They get rid of all the animals that kick.
Aggies wear 501 Button Fly Jeans because Sheep can hear the zipper from 50 yards away!
This is how the ever so sophisticated lefties try to use their child psychology on the rubes that comprise middle America. Tie any leftist agenda item to “National Security,” and the “right” will eat it up and drop all opposition. Everything from Alternative energy to Childhood obesity can be sold as an issue of National security except Radical Islam (i.e. Islam).
So let your imaginations run wild and dream up the most fanciful of national security scenarios. It doesn’t matter how absurd. Heck, I just possited the idea that Terrorists obstensibly form the Middle East will be aided by passage through an ice free Northwest Passage, and I did it with a straight face.
Since dreaming up weird scary scenarios is free, and anyone can do it. Please during your bizarre stream of consciousness rants be careful not to dream up any scenario, which can be construed as beneficial to mankind and/or national security as it would be self defeating.