Two Canal Winchester Middle School students were booted off the school bus last week for, well, passing gas.
James Nichols and Kristine Kuzora are upset that their son’s flatulence was designated as an obscene gesture by school officials.
Their 13-year-old son and another boy were on the school bus Thursday when they both experienced an emission. Children being children, the flatulence apparently caused a ruckus on the bus amid a flurry of laughs, jeers and lowering of windows, Nichols said.
Canal Winchester Middle School officials cited the boys for making an obscene gesture in violation of the student code of conduct in revoking their rides to school Friday.
The bus driver had warned the boys a few weeks ago after another joint gas attack, so they apparently were designated repeat offenders and handed one-day bus suspensions, Nichols said.
Disrupting the Borg is expensive and time consuming!
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He he he! I fahted!
Were they named Terrence and Philip? Were they Canadians? (you can tell if their mouths continue past their ears)…
Passing gas isn’t as bad as the crap spewing from the mouths of these idiots
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Good lord.
The primary function of the 13-year-old male body is the generation of annoying sounds
They better look into what is being served at the school cafeteria, probably hot chili with Mexican beans.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canal_Winchester,_Ohio
The population was 4,478 at the 2000 census. The only village in the USA where 4, 476 citizens do not experience flatulence. Why don’t I believe that?