The Maitland Mercury & Hunter River General Advertiser Wednesday 11 March 1846
11 Mar 1846 – ON THE CHANGE OF CLIMATE.
Ever since Captain Cook introduced the SUV to Australia, CO2 (produced by white men) has been ruining their climate.
The Maitland Mercury & Hunter River General Advertiser Wednesday 11 March 1846
11 Mar 1846 – ON THE CHANGE OF CLIMATE.
Ever since Captain Cook introduced the SUV to Australia, CO2 (produced by white men) has been ruining their climate.
The ‘old hands’ remember the little ice age, when it was wetter everywhere – you don’t grow glaciers unless it snows a lot.
Whites are also responsible for war, earthquakes, slavery, intolerance and the death of Godzilla. Just ask any (greenie) communist. We can’t trust the white-man!
I am a white man, and I confess, we’re responsible for every bad thing that has ever happened. It’s terrible, actually, what with all this prosperity and quality of life the evil whites created.
The UN says if we will just embrace Communism, and hand over everything we’ve got “for the planet”, this will be our reparation. Why can’t we just gather up all the Greens, and send them to North Korea for a 50 year visit instead? Let them save that climate first.
Pretending to be a guilt-ridden white warmist:
It’s true that the white man pioneered the industrial ways that are now bleeding our world dry of resources. Peak oil is just maybe 5 years out, and across the board and frequent blackouts due to resource insufficiency, are also just around the bend. We shall see these things come to pass, and it will be proof of our wasteful indulgent unnatural ways, and then I will say “I told you so!” Now, we need to save our resources, and share.
Amazingly, there are some special whites that understand the dire situation, and are leading the way, calling for cuts in energy use, and cuts in the exorbitant extravagance of our sickly overluxurious lifestyles of whites, and redistribution of $ to non-whites.
What really bothers us, the, can I call us, the enlightened whites (and others), is the redneck-style less educated whites who drive big honking cars or worse, trucks, when a little Prius would do, or no car, that’s the idea; walk. Or they run air-conditioners when they could just use a wet towel. Or ridiculous things like energy-using Snow Machines for Ski resorts. It’s not what nature intended. It’s a sin, honestly. And these constant electrical distractions, that waste our vanishing energy and attention, like IPads iPhones IPods iTVs iWhatevers, just constantly blaring music and this and that. We need to get back, and I mean quickly, to local nature, to having just a few non-mechanized things, and simple dwellings. And there’s now a reason to do it. It’s called climate change. We need to change our evil, or, unnatural, ways, now! Or else, yes, the next thing you know, because of terrible climate change, we are going to find ourselves living in huts. Mark my word.
Peak oil has been 5 years away every year since 1970. It’s like fusion power that way.
Exactly, Kaboom, except for fusion power is always 30 years out. But hopefully now, seriously, fusion can come quicker, hot or, you never know, cold.
I ran this comment at wuwt: http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/06/17/the-very-model-of-a-modern-major-problem/#comment-1011605
It’s generated a torrent of responses, many not seeing my bolded preface pretending to be a guilt-ridden white warmist:. Interesting.
Lol, you know how they are. It’s been a while since they’ve had something really cool to talk about, so they jump.
I threw several cans of Pledge into campfires when I was a kid. I guess it’s my fault that there are Earth Quacks.
Aww man, do we suck!! 🙁 I’m so guilt ridden I’m being driven to drink! But, wait! There’s a way out of all this guilt! We can just claim to be something else! It’s worked for some Aussies as I recall. We’ve a lady running for the senate who was Native American before she wasn’t but now is….. or something. And we’ve a president from all over the world! I’m free!!!! I’m free!!!! I’m going to have a beer to celebrate!!!!
But beer takes too much resources to produce, and what about the bubbles, CO2!! That’s going to be the last straw for many now that are duped into thinking that the warmists have a point and a plan. When they hear that beer has to go, they’ll forget the carbon caps and the de-industrialzation. They’ll be singing: drill baby drill!.
Lol, no doubt! Anything but the beer!