The Earth is warming and human activity is the primary cause. Climate disruptions put our food and water supply at risk, endanger our health, jeopardize our national security, and threaten other basic human needs. Some impacts—such as record high temperatures, melting glaciers, and severe flooding and droughts—are already becoming increasingly common across the country and around the world. So far, our national leaders are failing to act quickly to reduce heat-trapping emissions.
Time to man up and admit that the complete lack of warming over the last 15 years is your fault. With 50% of the country obese, Paul Ehrlich`s warnings about starvation have proven to be correct. Your SUV ended the last ice age, and we never had heatwaves or droughts before. One more thing – we are changing our name to the Union of Neurotic Morons.
Hey and don’t forget that we are having insects in huge numbers now due to the ” ahem record heat ” . I saw that on Drudge this morning and good thing I didn’t have my coffee yet as I might have spit all over the monitor. Back in the good old days of DDT we had much better control of insect populations such as mosquitoes. The insects that we are suffering with in farming are all imports from mainly the orient . It seems like there is a new bug every couple of years that causes further control measures to be taken . Most of these bugs if left unchecked are devastating to various crops . So now when we need even more sprays and weapons with which to control the insects the EPA is further limiting and reducing the numbers of pesticides available to combat the problem. We hear screams about fish and nature and the only time you see actual damage is from pesticide misuse. But instead of just punishing the perpetraters their solution is to remove more pesticides from the arsenal of weapons we need. Intelligent landowners and crop raisers do not intentionaly damage their land or water supply yet the morons in EPA think the average farmer is as dumb as the people in the EPA. I got news for you farmers as a whole are probably one of the most intelligent groups around . Yet we are saddled with regulations from overeducated parasites who lack common sense and a will to work .
15 years of no warming. Only 2 more years to go before Ben Santer once again moves his 17-year goalposts that currently define climate-relevant trends. After running thousands of simulations with my CACC model, I have 6-sigma confidence that the new temporal ruler will be long enough to maintain funding for CACC research programs.
By the way, I have a software module now for the climate time interval calculation;
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Temporal Observational Interval for Long-term Environmental Trends
I am at a loss for words to try and explain the thinking of the so-called ‘union of concerned scientists.’ These people aren’t real scientists, in the traditional meaning of the word, where they look objectively and honestly at the data. If they were they wouldn’t be spouting such drivel. They’re nothing but blatant propagandists, distorting reality for a political agenda. And, if they are stupid enough to believe theIr own ridiculous lies, then I suggest they are absolutely INSANE !
You could be in the Union of Confused Scientists – only a credit card is required. You do not need to have gone to school.
The Union of Concerned Scientists are contemptible not because they are left leaning activists. Everyone is entitled to their political or social opinions. But rather because they pretend that their politics is based on ‘scientific’ reasoning.
*sigh* Will they ever give up? CLIMATE CHANGE HAPPENS. HUMANS DO NOT HAVE AN IMPACT. They sound like little children! There has been NO sea level rise, NO glacier melt, NO mass starvation, NO dramatic heatwaves, hurricanes, or tornadoes! GROW UP, PEOPLE!