My High And Low Mileage Vehicles

This is what I am driving these days.  The kids have all moved out and I don’t have to shuttle anyone around now.

1000 miles per month at infinity miles per gallon

200 miles per month at 15 miles per gallon

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36 Responses to My High And Low Mileage Vehicles

  1. Julienne Stroeve says:

    Funny you just posted that, as I just mentioned your biking in my email to you.

  2. gator69 says:

    “1000 miles per month at infinity miles per gallon.”

    Per gallon of what?

  3. slimething says:

    We were driving back from Ohio yesterday and pulled up behind this pickup.
    http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy119/jwslimething/2012-08-30_18-34-43_266.jpg

  4. bubbagyro says:

    Let’s figure this out for cost-effectiveness:
    1) 1 gallon of water, dispensed in quart bottles from the cheapest vendor I could find in the supermarket, costs $2.00. I figure you need to consume 1 gallon every 40 miles. SO, 1000 miles costs $50.00 per month
    2) The Jeep uses 13.5 gallons. At $3.60/gallon, this costs $48.60.

    Using AGW logic in reverse, using your Jeep saves $1.40 per month.

    /sarc

    • I power my bicycle exclusively with foie gras from geese I fatten in a small trailer that I tow around behind the bicycle to save money.

    • slp says:

      The calories to propel the bicycle have to come from somewhere too. So the bicycle does not truly get an equivalent of infinity miles per gallon; it is closer to 1,000 miles per gallon (assuming 31,000,000 calories per gallon and a conservative estimate of 32 kilocalories per mile biked). And for those that consider their time worth anything the time savings of getting to the destination faster can cost more than the savings. Then there is the cost of the extra laundry.

  5. Angry Motorist says:

    I hate you French-loving, tight-wearing, hippie bicyclists! Stay the heck off the roads if you don’t pay maintenance taxes! The scourge of the streets if you ask me.

  6. Lance says:

    good on you Steve…I’ll be pushing 4000 km by next week sometime, no where near 1000 miles/month, but my rides are basically confined to the evening rides in the foothills here.

  7. Eric Barnes says:

    Fantastic. I can’t wait til my own kids are gone and I can calculate my travel expense in miles/cheeseburger .

  8. My daughter moved out 8 years ago, but I still have a part time job as her taxi driver!

  9. u.k.(us) says:

    Can’t help myself.
    NOAA forecast for Chicago:
    “Mostly sunny, with a high near 94. West southwest wind 5 to 10 mph.”
    =======
    This, as it is getting dark(er) at 2:30 in the afternoon, and the remnants of Isaac begin to impinge.
    Doesn’t anyone look out the window anymore ?

  10. RobertvdL says:

    Want to talk about football, Chelsea ?

  11. Sundance says:

    I’ve obtained secret video of the Airforce One redesign that Obama is implementing to meet the mileage standards that he wants to set for aircraft.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0qfgBeb35Y

  12. Sundance says:

    I don’t know how many here read about Obama’s jab at Romney about preferring steam powered automobiles. It was classic Obama cluelessness with Obama completely forgetting that he is a big fan of the 10th century technology behind wind power. Apparently he is also too stupid to know that other power generation technology that he supports also relies on steam power like the mirrored solar collector power plants and nuclear power. This is what happens when you grow up spending all your time reading Marx and Lennin and taking drugs instead of reading books on math and science.

  13. John Silver says:

    I use classic Coca-Cola as bike fuel.
    Glucose, Caffeine, H2O and ……………………….CO2.

  14. Rode here: http://goo.gl/maps/gTCYU
    then stared at a blue moon & then got wasted on cheap beer & sangria. It was a good night.

  15. You do pay for the miles on the bike. You do eat.

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