97% Of All Phenomena Is Due To CO2

Reading news stories from the last few years, I have determined that 97% of all phenomena are due to man-made CO2. This  includes volcanoes, earthquakes, wars, tsunamis, venereal disease, homosexuality in orangutans, low self-esteem, road rage, heavy snow and lack of snow, heat and cold.

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12 Responses to 97% Of All Phenomena Is Due To CO2

  1. gator69 says:

    Can the Cubs use this excuse as well? Or are they in the other 3%?

  2. Lie Detector says:

    This is all lies. Planet X which the chemtrails hide every day globally are causing all the turmoil.

    • Sparks says:

      You must have been reading up on Dr. Richard Muller (the conformed) works on planet x, he believes Planet X is actually a red dwarf star that enters the solar system or passes close by and causes comets to head towards earth that inevitably cause the Ice ages.

  3. maasanova says:

    I agree with your conclusion or around 95%-97% of all phenomenon. I’m keeping track of some of the more ridiculous assertions of the global warming promoters and updating them at the post below:

    http://undertheradarmedia.wordpress.com/2009/11/28/a-collection-of-ridiculous-over-the-top-fear-mongering-articles-on-global-warming/

  4. Andy DC says:

    The real blame rests with evil white Republican males who drive pickup trucks, shoot helpless animals and beat their wives.

  5. eyesonly says:

    You forgot to mention papers like Lewdonkey caused merely by the thought of CO2.

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