Ban Assault Umbrellas

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Tony Heller

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High capacity umbrellas (weapons of war) seen at the London Olympics

A New Jersey light rail shutdown was due to an umbrella that was mistaken for an assault rifle.

Someone had reported to police that a man wearing black pants, white dress shirt, with a cast on his arm was “armed with a long barrel assault weapon” had gotten on the train.

Umbrella mistaken for assault rifle – New York News | NYC Breaking News

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13 Responses to Ban Assault Umbrellas

  1. stephen says:
    May 24, 2013 at 10:50 pm

    Going out to murder a few cocktails

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  2. Gogs says:
    May 24, 2013 at 11:14 pm

    “a man . . . . had gotten on the train”
    It’s the “gotten” that worries me most.

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  3. bkivey says:
    May 25, 2013 at 12:18 am

    Maybe the riders thought the man was KGB.

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  4. Blade says:
    May 25, 2013 at 5:06 am

    You’ve heard of the Axis of Evil, but up here we have the New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts Axis of Stupidity.

    There is no hope for the majority of the sheeple that graze in these three states.

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  5. gofer says:
    May 25, 2013 at 5:29 am

    It’s difficult to imagine that the British remain this stupid. Pepper spray banned? Really?

    “According to the United Kingdom government website, the online storehouse of British government regulations, it is illegal to:

    sell a knife of any kind (including cutlery and kitchen knives) to anyone under 18
    carry a knife in public without good reason – unless it’s a knife with a folding blade 3 inches long (7.62 cm) or less, eg a Swiss Army knife
    carry, buy or sell any type of banned knife
    use any knife in a threatening way (even a legal knife, such as a Swiss Army knife)
    Folding knives, regardless of blade size, with a locking mechanism are illegal in the U.K. for carry in public and are referred to as “lock knives.” According to British law, “The maximum penalty for an adult carrying a knife is 4 years in prison and a fine of £5,000.”

    Pepper spray is also illegal under section 5(1)(b) of the Firearms Act 1968, which prohibits “any weapon of whatever description designed or adapted for the discharge of any noxious liquid, gas or other thing.”

    It is illegal to import pepper spray or a stun gun because British law expressly states that pepper spray and stun guns are classified as firearms.”

    Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/05/24/why-did-british-bystanders-watch-a-soldier-get-hacked-to-death/#ixzz2UHLzkz41

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    • gofer says:
      May 25, 2013 at 5:35 am

      It’s hard to imagine that the sun used to never set on the British Empire. How far the have fallen in pussification.

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      • Kaboom says:
        May 25, 2013 at 10:49 am

        The british idiocy regarding self-defense in the face of their level of violent crime is absolutely staggering but not surprising considering how out of touch their leading class has become with pretty much all problems that plague the native population.

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  6. Adam Gallon says:
    May 25, 2013 at 7:54 am

    The law’s designed to try and keep dangerous items out of the hands of people who can’t tell a gun from an umbrella.
    Also, of course, out of the hands of their children.
    http://www.google.co.uk/#output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=child+shoots+brother&oq=child+shoots&gs_l=hp.1.2.0l4.1729.5112.0.13311.12.10.0.0.0.0.2129.5836.8-2j1.3.0…0.0…1c.1.14.psy-ab.i3PohVpRcIo&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.47008514,d.d2k&fp=223cb4799bd01d55&biw=1424&bih=779

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