My Epiphany!

I was riding my bicycle in the mountains, and suddenly it all became clear.

CO2 is a greenhouse gas, which has increased by one part per ten thousand over the last century. There was a hurricane last summer, and a drought. The evidence is overwhelming.

We can no longer ignore the tenets of faith which have been passed down by the holy trinity of James Hansen, Al Gore and Barack Obama. It is essential to turn over your money and your freedom, in order to prevent any more US made CO2 molecules from entering the atmosphere.

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7 Responses to My Epiphany!

  1. Raindog says:

    You speak truth! I see the error of my ways and repent. Please forgive me mother gaia.

  2. miked1947 says:

    Did you stop and get your prescription for recreational substance? 😉 There are thousands of ills that can be helped using the miracle herb according to 420!

  3. The earth is nothing but a bunch of dirt, rocks, water, ice, with a heart of molten iron and has a thin bio layer on and near the surface. The only thing any of it is good for is what man can make of it so he can thrive and live joyfully. THAT is enough of an epiphany for me. I have no interest in a joking pretense of a modern equivalent of a 9th century monastic absurdity being made acceptable today.

    On the matter of granting others the power of dictatorial control over me, I cannot take a joke. I take it with deadly seriousness because THAT is what it would be: deadly. It is any thing but funny and definitely not fun..

  4. Streetcred says:

    LOL, when those Ministers of the Warming religion turn over their wealth to the poor and destitute then I’ll repent and follow the Way. And pigs will fly !!!

  5. oldfossil says:

    Are you guys stupid or what.

    1. They told us that when CO2 hits 400 then it’s game over.
    2. CO2 has hit 400.
    3. Therefore, it’s game over.

    This is hardly rocket science is it. So we don’t have to worry anymore. The game is over, there is fuckall we can do to avoid every worst kind of catastrophe you can possibly imagine, so we might as well go back to a normal, sane, healthy lifestyle and forget about all this carbon shit because it’s all too late anyway.

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