My Sea Ice Forecast

I predict that Arctic ice will retreat until September, and then advance until next March.

I also predict that the Antarctic will do the opposite, because people down under are contrary and have to do everything opposite us. Even their toilets swirl in the opposite direction.

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14 Responses to My Sea Ice Forecast

  1. Steven, no, the toilets don’t swirl in the opposite direction in Australia… let’s not promote some myths around here 😉

  2. Lance says:

    With my weather background, friends ask me for a forecast…ya right…so i give them one that has never failed me…..”tonight dark, tomorrow light, temperatures are expected”…

  3. gator69 says:

    Mine is slightly different.

    Future sea ice will remain colder than hotter things, and the sea will remain salty.

  4. Andy Oz says:

    “People down under are contrary”!
    You better believe it.
    We drive on the left, we’re awake when you guys are asleep, we are sports mad and play cricket, we sack terrible governments, we shoot and eat our national emblems and our cyclones go clockwise. Heaven on Earth!
    😀

  5. Andy DC says:

    If you follow the ice trend from May thru July, it will all be gone by December.

  6. Olaf Koenders says:

    My toilet flushes backwards. If you stir paint into water, a warmist might pronounce that if you stir it back in the other direction, the water will separate again. I was wondering why the contents of my toilet are piled high..

  7. tckev says:

    There is nothing as disconcerting when going to the toilet in Australia or New Zealand as finding, as you crouch on the pan, that it is swirling in an unaccustomed way. This can cause transitory mental upset to the extent that belief in carbon trading, or rushing out to buy carbon credits can ensue.

  8. Chewer says:

    By August 4th our stars angle has stopped providing heat to the northern cap (via photons of all flavors), and I predict the latent heat will have ended the melt August 28th +/- 72 hours:)

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