Question : Why don’t terrorist attacks occur in gun shops?
- Because everyone is armed and the terrorist would be dead in about two seconds
- Because guns are evil
- Because people who patronize gun shops are not as smart as Diane Feinstein
- Because of bitter people clinging to guns and religion
- Because you will never see a Prius parked outside a gun shop
- Excess CO2
- Because we need to disarm American citizens
- Because we want people armed only with box cutters, knives and hatchets to be able to start multiple wars and create decades of mass chaos for billions of people
9. It’s Bush’s fault.
LOL
Stop stealing my lines! 😉
Hey Steven! Homer has new competition…
“When you get in your car in summer, your car is hot because it has greenhouse gases in it. That’s why its hot.”
-Dr. Laurie Johnson of the Natural Resources Defense Council
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/05/23/great-moments-in-activist-climate-science-dr-laurie-johnson-co2-makes-my-car-hot/#more-86886
Homer has lots of competition:
http://www.scpr.org/news/2013/05/23/37386/gov-brown-keeps-pressing-climate-change-crusade/
Crusades are inspired by religions.
They have descended from beyond stupid into headshaking stupidity.
She is an economist: http://www.nrdc.org/about/staff/laurie-johnson
No, she’s an idiot. 😉
They’re all wannabe sociologists–they think sociologists are neat, and know everything.
Sociologists are the garbage degrees for the people who cannot get a real one.
settled science
Because we want people armed only with box cutters, knives and hatchets to be able to start multiple wars and create decades of mass chaos for billions of people
bingo
10. Because of the artificial shortage of ammo…