Tornadoes are caused by colliding air masses, rather than some mindless superstitious icon called “climate change” – which all Americans are required by the White House to worship.
File:Tornado Alley Diagram.svg – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
No one actually knows what climate change is, but according to the President it is the most powerful force in the universe.
We need to start government climate experts with the basics, and maybe in a millennium or two they will be evolved enough to handle more complex weather stations like this…
Rock Solid Weather Station
Get a rock from somewhere, and place it somewhere outdoors.
Thats all you have to do, and your ready for forecasting.
1- If it’s dry ——Weather’s Clear
2- If it’s wet —–It’s Raining
3- If its white —It’s Snowing
4- If it’s gone —Tornado
Even David Shukman of the BBC, (normally a believer), agrees that there is no evidence (so far!), that “climate change” is causing more tornadoes.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22612496
Part of the Sleight of hand shell game of climate “science” is the repeated swapping of definitions for the words “climate change”. When cornered, and out of ideas, alarmists switch to the literal translation:
“How can anyone deny that glaciers are melting?!”
But being libtard nitwits who share DNA with Pikas and Jackals, they seamlessly swap to their eco-psycho-wailing, gnashing of teeth, self loathing, economic and societal suicide version. Which apparently means one or more of the following: “Man’s consumption is evil. Energy is evil. Prosperity is evil. Free people and Free markets are evil. Doomsday is at hand! Taxes, Communism, and Global Government is the answer.”
Snake oil salesman 101
But.. but.. the glaciers ARE melting! Well, every time I check SKS they are..
Aww.. the bastards had me so convinced [snif].. What the hell am I gonna hafta panic about now? I KNOW! All the glaciers are melting!