Understanding The Climate Religion

One day the missing heat will return, and all hell will break loose. Only the true believers in global warming will be spared, and they will be taken to climate heaven. The unrighteous deniers of climate change will burn in eternal CO2 hell. The climate gods are powerful and vindictive. Repent of your CO2 sins and go forth into the world bitching about evil Republicans. Only then will you be saved.

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9 Responses to Understanding The Climate Religion

  1. Douglas Pohl says:

    Amen and Amen brothers!

  2. ralphcramdo says:

    The church of climate change believe the missing heat will rise from the depths of the oceans like the rebirth of the phoenix from the ashes. So it is said, so it will be.

  3. omnologos says:

    Steven – you’re missing out on Iceland. Global warming is affecting it again.

  4. Andy DC says:

    When super duper exponential warming comes you will all be sorry! Not to mention super duper El Nino.

  5. terrence says:

    Praise Al Gore; all PRAISE Al Gore!!!

    • terrence says:

      A bit of an explanation may be in order – I was only slightly acquainted with some REALLY fundamental christians – one of whom would constantly and unfailingly parrot, “Praise Jesus”. Some guy asks another guy what time it is; he replies 6:00 pm. The fundy mindlessly says “Praise Jesus”. It would have been funny, if he did not say it often; time after time after time after time,…

  6. tckev says:

    But I thought that we all boiled away in a puff of steam like Mr (2,000 atom bombs per day) Hansen said.

  7. Soon, the little Trenberth pixies will be releasing their boxes of evil, hidden heat from the floors of the oceans world-wide. Then we’ll be in deep doo-doo.

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