White House Releases Their List Of Terrorists

  • Veterans
  • People with Ron Paul bumper stickers
  • People who openly support the US Constitution
  • Anyone who uses the Internet
  • Anyone who uses a telephone

Fortunately, DHS has prepared for this terrorism by purchasing 1.6 billion rounds of ammo. Enough to easily take care of all 350 million terrorists in the US.

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6 Responses to White House Releases Their List Of Terrorists

  1. People who were not on their list of terrorists: The Tsarnaev brothers.

  2. Bill Gannon says:

    Don’t forget those whom are missing fingers, arms and legs, as well.

  3. AnonMkII says:

    Actually the people who support the US Constitution as the Founders meant for it to me interpreted. They’re totally cool with people who support the US Constitution as interpreted by good Liberal judges (i.e. a “living-breathing” constitution)

    • Where do you people come from? Ben Franklin warned us about people like you.

      “Those who trade liberty for freedom deserve neither and will lose both”

      You belong in East Germany in the 1950s.

  4. phodges says:


    Veterans
    People with Ron Paul bumper stickers
    People who openly support the US Constitution
    Anyone who uses the Internet
    Anyone who uses a telephone

    But al Nusra are valiant freedom fighters.

    And AnonMkII above aptly describes our legal system – a dictatorship of the judges

  5. Kit Holz says:

    The real terrorists are missing: Congress, Obama, Bush, Cheney etc..

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