Looks Like Santa Isn’t Going To Drown After All

Climate experts warn that the North Pole is melting faster than expected, and Santa Claus is about to drown and cause civilization to collapse.

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A fascinating theory, given that Christmas Day Arctic sea ice area is almost identical to 30 years ago.

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There appears to be no limits to how far the climate scumbags will go to keep their religion alive.

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18 Responses to Looks Like Santa Isn’t Going To Drown After All

  1. gator69 says:

    Santa’s is doomed, as his imminent drowning was modeled, and peer reviewed

    • Jason Calley says:

      If a Progressive uses twenty dollars of stolen tax money to buy goodies for a special interest group, you can be certain that if the goodies cost fifteen dollars, the the five dollars in change will go into his own pocket.

      This is an unfailing truth which applies to every group which espouses big government — regardless of whether the big government is democratic, a republic, communist, fascist, whatever. Every group which espouses big government sees itself as the ultimate recipient of governmental largess. How do we know this is so? Because if the groups which desire that the government give out goodies were REALLY sincere and had no self-interest, they would not need a big government to do it; they would start by emptying out their OWN wallets.

      • Gail Combs says:

        Jason, I think in some cases it =====>95% going into a buddy’s pocket. That is how all the billions of dollars in campaign ‘contributions’ get paid back.

        You can be certain if Dwayne Andres or Warren Buffet put millions into the campaigns of DemiRats or Rebooblicans over the years they expected billions in return.

        This is the main reason the news media DOES NOT support someone the people like. The MSM is either owned by the bankers or dependent on advertising dollars and therefore controlled by the international corporations.

        We never get to pick the people we want to vote for.

        We had a really great guy run for the NC legislature. The Progressives HATED HIM. (He was pro-fracking, Anti- Agenda 21 and thought CAGW was a real crock) He was accused of illegal gambling but NOTHING on the internet had a rebuttal by him. And I know because I looked in vain.

        The whole issue was because he had a store with poker machines. The gas station down the street also had them. They were outlawed so both places removed them but that did not stop all the huge ads about his connection to ‘illegal gambling’

        Even so he only lost by less than 5%

        • Jason Calley says:

          I agree with you. The system is so broken that it is difficult to imagine any way of fixing the system by working within the system. The average sociopathic wielder of power will not obey the law, will not respond to shunning or shame, has no conscience to keep him awake, and no empathy to stay his hand. The average man-on-the-street believe what the MSM tells him. Not a good combination — though which factor is the chicken and which is the egg, I can’t say.

          Slowly, slowly, people are waking up, but I fear that it will take blood in the streets before any meaningful change takes place. Let us hope I am wrong, or at least that the turmoil be minimized.

      • mjc says:

        Actually, there won’t be any change, because the goodies will ‘cost’ $40, in the end, because they won’t have been bought with cash, but on credit…and $35 of that ‘cost’ will end up in various pockets…all cronies of the one doing the buying. The other $5 will end up in China.

  2. rah says:

    Yea right! A guy that has lived on Sea Ice for a very very long time having unlimited elves at his service, and unlimited intelligence resources at his disposal to tell who has been naughty and nice, and who never missed his annual nightly rounds because he has flying Reindeer pulling his sleigh at speeds exceeding the best any SST ever made led by one with FLIR emanating from it’s nose is going to be caught unawares? Obviously the author has not a clue.

  3. mjc says:

    And on an even more ridiculous note…(getting damn hard to do that, these days)

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/dec/24/ernest-istook-federal-regulators-say-bah-humbug-ch/

  4. J says:

    “There appears to be no limits to how far the climate scumbags will go to keep their religion alive.” The warmists keep cornering themselves with their silly arguments… eventually there will be nowhere to run.

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