New Video : CNN Identifies The Fire Culprit

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9 Responses to New Video : CNN Identifies The Fire Culprit

  1. Felton Suthon says:

    Nothing like fires caused by mismanagement by government blamed on the citizens. Sounds alot like lockdowns and mask mandates.

  2. Kevin B says:

    Since President Trump withdrew from the Paris Climate agreement US carbon emissions have fallen. (Due to fracking where cheaper gas replaces coal in power generation.)

    Many countries that stayed in the Paris agreement have carbon emissions that have plateaued or are even rising, eg Germany where coal is replacing Nuclear in power generation. China and much of the rest of the world, of course, have seen their emissions rising rapidly due to those lovely coal-fired power stations bringing energy and prosperity to previously impoverished areas.

    So following Pelosi and Newsome’s logic, every other nation should renounce the Paris accords and start fracking immediately. These actions will immediately stop hurricanes and forest fires and bring peace to the world.

    And of course, the Germans must be held responsible for the Atlantic hurricanes and the Chinese held responsible for the west coast fires.

  3. Bruce says:

    Is this the same “all important mostest smartest” person that was duped by a hair salon owner?

  4. D. Boss says:

    Once again, Tony does a masterful job of debunking the sky is falling narrative with historical facts, or speeches by ruling idiots which are contradictory…

    The following hysterical blurb has been around before, but it is good for your daily belly laugh:

    **** BREAKING NEWS!!! ****

    Science Discovers Densest Element Known!
    by Rational Db8; Hillariumologist with a fellowship in Pelosium and related elemental studies, PhD Nuclear Politics

    PRECAUTIONARY NOTICE: Pelosiphiles may become warped and bent out of shape from the activation energy of reading about Pelosium – proceed with caution!

    A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. The chemical symbol of Pelosium is Pu². Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

    Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain density in voting concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

    When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates MSNBCobnoxium and CNNadnausium, both elements that radiate orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since they have half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

    Since it has no electrons, Pelosium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Pelosium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second. In the presence of anti-morons, Pelosium can be extremely corrosive. Botox seems to distort and smooth it’s surface, without impeding it’s ongoing decay.

    Pelosium has a normal half-life of approximately two years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a transmutation, appearing in a new location but displaying the same properties. In this process, assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each transmutation.

    Research at other laboratories indicates that Pelosium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, universities, and anywhere there is news coverage occurring. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings. Researchers are now evaluating the possibility that this element’s proliferation was predicted by Einstein’s E=MC2 (Electability = Morons x Constant (the average IQ of isodopes) squared, which may have far reaching consequences in the field of physics.

    Scientists point out that Pelosium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how Pelosium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising. One surprising recent discovery is that Pelosium in highly controlled limited quantities may be a useful substitute for laughing gas, but research continues into that possibility.

    (h/t “New Chemical Element Discovered” short joke by William DeBuvitz about the horrors of “Administratium,” published back in the January 1989 issue of The Physics Teacher, which I transmogrified into Pelosium through a complex organic chemistry synthesis project and then added to as appropriate to generate the desired reaction product. Similar highly technical research led to the development of Hillarium (w/ Q&A session), chemical symbol Bs, and several other novel elements.)

    • paul courtney says:

      Mr. Boss: In other news, proposals to include Speaker Pelosi on Mt. Rushmore had to be abandoned when geologists determined that the granite was not dense enough to portray her image.

  5. oeman50 says:

    I saw a news article today that reported Newsom was calling for an acceleration of the timeline to “zero-carbon” in California, 2045 is no longer good enough due to all the wildfires. Then I saw another article that said China was accelerating coal plant development as a stimulus to get out of the COVID economic doldrums. This renders Newsom’s virtue signaling actions utterly useless even if they are achieved. I guess he doesn’t know that CO2 emitted elsewhere, like China, finds its way to California.

  6. Jan Goffa says:

    God punished the hitchhikers along the Californian roads …. with tremendous precision

  7. Jan Goffa says:

    God punished
    … the hitchhikers along the Californian roads …. with tremendous precision

  8. Scott K Jonas says:

    I thought it was reported that over 500+ fires were started in CA because of a huge number of lightning strikes. When you have that many strikes of course there are going to be a large number of fires, and if you get wind then there are going to be some really bad fires especially during the dry season. Of course they now blame excess lightning and wind on global warming.

    It’s been my observation in the pacific northwest that most fires are started by lightning strikes. However, I do have to admit that it seems like the weather has been dryer and there’s been more wind than there was decades ago which has led to some really nasty fires here in Washington over the last several decades. A huge number of beetle killed trees has also been a big contrbutor, which of course they blame on global warming. But our lives are short and human records only go back a few centuries so it could have been just as bad multiples of times over the centuries before then, as this video suggests.

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