New Jersey Senator : Santa May Have To Relocate

December 23, 2010

Dear Santa Claus,

I am writing out of concern, because you may have to move from the North Pole due to the dramatic melting of Arctic sea ice. The Navy’s chief oceanographer says that by the summer of 2020 the North Pole may not have summer ice and other scientists project that an ice-free Arctic is possible as soon as 2012!

Scientists overwhelmingly agree that polar ice is melting because of greenhouse gas pollution and I am working hard to reduce these emissions. But there is probably nothing we can do in time to save the North Pole. I am worried about your safety and your ability to deliver billions of Christmas gifts if the ice cap on the North Pole no longer stays frozen all year. What will happen to your house, your workshop, the elves’ houses and your reindeer barns?

I want you to know that if you want to relocate to the beautiful state of New Jersey, I would be proud to assist you. But given the climate you are accustomed to, I will understand if you would like to relocate to the South Pole. Just be sure not to move to the Antarctic Peninsula or West Antarctic ice sheet, areas that are also experiencing rapid ice melt.

Please know that I will work to mobilize the U.S. federal government to assist when you relocate. I am sure we can both agree that on a warming planet, we need to do all we can to save Christmas.

Sincerely,
Robert Menendez
U.S. Senator

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h/t to Marc Morano

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15 Responses to New Jersey Senator : Santa May Have To Relocate

  1. L Nettles says:

    Headline 2012

    Santa Mugged

  2. L Nettles says:

    “Climate change — to deny it exists, to just put your head in the sand and, ‘oh no, it doesn’t exist, what are you talking about,’ is about like standing on the floor of Macy’s during the month of December and claiming Santa Claus doesn’t exist.” Nick Rahall, M.C. W.Va.

  3. Baa Humbug says:

    Ehhhhh waddaya gunna dooo, the man believes in Santa, the man believes in Globull Warmink, the man believes in the Tooth Fairy, the man believes in the Easter Bunny, the man believes in……….

  4. TheChuckr says:

    ‘sniff’ – It makes me proud to be a New Jerseyan. (NOT!!!)

  5. Andy Weiss says:

    I don’t think Santa is losing a lot of sleep worrying about it!

  6. Paul H says:

    And somebody voted for this idiot?

  7. truthsword says:

    Should be against the law to use children overtly for nefarious political purposes.

  8. truthsword says:

    Seriously, do they not understand these things are recorded.. forever. There is no escaping how history will look back on these guys. Insane.

  9. slp says:

    It fits. Using one myth to support another.

  10. MikeTheDenier says:

    The libtards just want to relocate Santa so they can confiscate all the toys and redistribute them to the “needy”.

  11. NoMoreGore says:

    Since this guy is a warmer, this may be one of the sanest things he’s ever said about the issue. Strange, since he seems to be mocking the very issue he supports. It’s an open display of contempt for the absolute gullibility of his warming constituency.

  12. Ian says:

    What sort of an idiot believes, and moreover teaches his children to believe, that Santa would be foolish enough to build his base on a transient floating ice cap? All Europeans know that, in fact, Santa lives safely on land on the arctic circle in Lapland, and here is the proof:

    http://www.santaclauslive.com/main.php?link=santa_claus_live&kieli=eng&pid=3

    Which is hard luck for the warmist grinches, of course.

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