I’ve done some more research on the bright radioactive sphere which appeared in the sky this morning. Radiation from this object can burn your skin in a matter of an hour or two, and cause cancer. It is expected that tens of millions of people will get cancer as a result of this object, and that billions will suffer burns on their skin.
Here are some shocking actual photographs of victims.
lol, obviously, for these ladies, it was a first encounter with the evil orb.
The one in blue needs me laying on top to proptect her from this mysterious orb in the sky. 🙂
OMG, That happened to me on Sunday!!
Looks extremely dangerous to human skin… but at least it has no impact on the climate.
I live in Vancouver and I have never seen such a thing. You folks are crazy with your theory’s, everyone knows that if you stare up at the sky for too long you will drown.
Damned sun is evil! Just like greedy Republicans, it’s messing up our climate!
Will water cannons reach that damn thing and put it out?
Australia has the highest rate for skin cancer in the world.
My mother requires cryogenic burning off of small skin cancers on her arms and face every three weeks. This has been going on for over ten years.
My brother in law just last week had a skin cancer taken out of his ear. He is due to have plastic surgery on his nose in a couple of weeks to remove another small cancer spot.
Australian schools are obligated to provide a hat, neck protection (A la foreign legion cap) and wrist length sleeves to young kids before they are let out to play in the school yard.
I would be the first responder on the scene with a life saving dose of sun screen for the lady in the blue bottom and make sure she was completely protected, head to toes.