I was devastated to learn this morning that my toaster works by exposing the bread to electromagnetic radiation. This is closely related to the radiation which vaporized people in Hiroshima.
If we are to live in a radiation free world, everyone must immediately send their toaster to the landfill recycling center.
….and it carbonizes the toast a little, if you do it just right. This kills 1/8253(rd) polar bear, but I need it with my bacon, so who cares?
I tried to make toast in my radar range and failed. Some electromagnetic radiation is more equal than others.
There’s carbon in that toast too… carbon. And it was grown from wheat that was eating poisonous carbon dioxide… carbon dioxide. And now its radioactive… I’ll never eat toast again.