How To Keep The Funding Alive

Here are some of your options, officially sanctioned by Barack Obama :

  • Lie about temperature
  • Lie about sea ice
  • Lie about ice sheets
  • Lie about sea level
  • Lie about methane
  • Lie about hurricanes
  • Lie about tornadoes
  • Lie about floods
  • Lie about snow
  • Lie about the jet stream
  • Lie about animals
  • Lie about plants
  • Lie about war and conflict
  • Lie about climate change
  • Lie about extreme weather

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2 Responses to How To Keep The Funding Alive

  1. Andy DC says:

    When trying to save the planet (and more importantly your job) what is a little embellishment? Like by a factor of 10 or more?

  2. Lance says:

    unfortunately, by the time they could be held accountable…they will be long retired comfortably in a warm tropic island…that is NOT being covered by rising seas…

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