“It was like Iraq — the front line,” one man told NY1, the city’s all-news television station.
Iraq? No even worse – Kansas
“It felt like the Wizard of Oz,” a woman told the station.
Can it get any worse?
Others described whooshing noises, train-like rumblings and the sounds of loud cracks as lightning struck and trees snapped.
Wooshing noises?
“I actually started to pray. I was very frightened,” Antonia Ritorto of Staten Island’s Tottenville neighborhood said. “It came so quickly. The sky got so dark. The rain was sideways — the water was coming in through the windows.”
Sideways rain? Now I have heard everything. The city must look like Dresden in 1945.
“It was like Iraq — the front line,” one man told NY1, the city’s all-news television station.
Sideways rain? Out in flyover country, where people pay attention to their surroundings, we’ve found it always best to close windows when it’s stormy. But then, when you’re facing the dreaded climate disruption, I guess the rules get thrown out the window. Things musta been hopping over at GISS.
Let’s see…
Global Warming! ….. well, maybe not.. cold sometimes…
Climate Change! …….pretty good…explains everything…..uh oh, gettin a bad rep…. and not scary enough..
Global Climate Disruption! …… yeah baby, that’ll freak em out!……. except that uh, they don’t seem to be buying it…..
Atmospheric Explosion!!… :-0…… 😐 ….Meltdown? Venus in Summer? …Surface of the Sun?
…. this slogan stuff is hard work!
Yes, it seems that is the only work they are doing in the field of climate science!
Then a bear came out of the woods and ate their homework too.