Climate Science Explained

We would be entering an ice age, except for the fact that we are dumping CO2 in the atmosphere. This would make the earth heat out of control, except that we are dumping particulates into the atmosphere, which make it cooler. The Ozone hole – which we created – simultaneously warms and cools the planet.

In other words, burning coal is saving us from a frozen, fiery death. All the excess heat manifests itself as record cold and snow.

It is all very easy to understand – if you work at a university and smoke enough weed.

 

About Tony Heller

Just having fun
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

8 Responses to Climate Science Explained

  1. davidxn says:

    ..and remember that the heat causes more clouds, which then causes the heat to be trapped, which causes more clouds, which traps more heat, turning the Earth into a giant pressure cooker so we’re nice and tender for aliens to eat us when they arrive.

  2. Mike M. says:

    Uh. Heh heh heh. Uh, wha.. He said “weed.” Uh. Hehh heh heh.

  3. Nick says:

    Is this an admission that it’s all a bit too hard for you Steve?

    • Mike Davis says:

      It means that he is looking for some Mescaline and some Peyote Buttons so he can better understand what is coming out of the Climatologist researchers.
      It could just mean that one has to be spaced out on drugs to believe the garbage that those that are spaced out are delivering.
      Drug testing should be a requirement for continued climate research!
      It is apparent that Psychological exams are a necessity also.

  4. R. de Haan says:

    Yes, that hubris about the ozone hole and CO2 explains the extreme cold Joe Bastardi is predicting for Europe from December 17th.
    http://www.accuweather.com/video/704630559001/bastardi-europe-gets-hit-by-extreme-cold.asp?channel=vbbastaj

    Ozone hole and CO2 won’t stop an ice age or a very cold NH winter.

    When this winter is over people will be fed up with the snow and ice.
    The first guy who opens his mouth about AGW will be smacked.

  5. Andy Weiss says:

    At least Steve realizes that there are no simplistic black and white answers as some of the “save the planet” crowd would have you believe.

  6. Ian says:

    It’s all quite simple to understand – once you have had the lobotomy.

  7. Growing up in the cold winters of Cleveland I prayed fervently for global warming. It never came. So, I move to Florida.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *