Girl Scout Cookies Cause Global Warming

80% decrease in Girl Scout cookies required by 2050 to prevent the worst consequences of global warming.

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6 Responses to Girl Scout Cookies Cause Global Warming

  1. Andy Weiss says:

    Let’s give kids a huge guilt complex based on badly flawed science, as if they don’t have enough problems!!

  2. Dr. Killpatient says:

    …mmmmm…

    Tagalongs taste like baby fur seals smeared with peanut butter. Nom nom nom nom….

  3. Mike Davis says:

    This sounds like it belongs in the Onion!

  4. truthsword says:

    My daughter is a Brownie and my wife is the Cookie Chair this year in her GS Troop. I showed her this. It was hilarious the response. We decided to really push the cookie sales this year to help get it warmer out… it’s cold!

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