The Country May Be $14 Trillion In Debt, But I Delivered My Birth Certificate – After Only Three Years!

6 Responses to The Country May Be $14 Trillion In Debt, But I Delivered My Birth Certificate – After Only Three Years!

1. Blade says:

   May 2, 2011 at 2:41 am

   Dumbo was not born at all, like most reptiles he was hatched.

   Wikipedia offers insight into his classification …

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptile

   Kingdom: Animalia
   Phylum: Chordata
   Superclass: Tetrapoda
   (unranked): Reptiliomorpha
   (unranked): Amniota
   Class: Reptilia <– I like it!

   Therefore a Certificate of Live ‘Anything’ is most assuredly a fake.

   😎

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2. Blade says:

   May 2, 2011 at 3:21 am

   LOL! at approx 11:10pm EST …

   Watching Fox News with Geraldo about Osama Bin Laden assuming room temperature (‘he’s dead Jim’).

   I swear that Geraldo just jumbled the names Osama/Obama and said something like this: I’m just glad Obama’s dead!. I swear he said it.

   Such are the perils of voting for a president with ONE LETTER difference from evil incarnate: Osama vs. Obama.

   Poor Jerry Rivers. Aren’t you glad you voted for president Dumbo!

   ROTFLMAO

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3. Blade says:

   May 2, 2011 at 4:51 am

   Ok, I wasn’t the only one that saw it! Thread from Free Republic …

   Geraldo Rivera Says ” Obama is DEAD!”

   Youtube link …

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCfmusoP0jQ

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4. NoMoreGore says:

   May 2, 2011 at 5:10 am

   You say Osama, I say Obama….

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5. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

   May 2, 2011 at 5:38 am

   No, it goes, “I invited Paul Ryan to sit in the front row when I gave a speech. He thought I was reaching across the aisle. What a dolt. Republicans are wussies. I beotch slap them in my sleep.”

   Or it goes, “I called Sarah Palin a pig 3 years ago when I saw her describe the truth about who I am and people liked it. Then last night I did everything I could to humiliate Donald Trump. I coughed up the birth certificate? We’ll see who coughs last.”

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6. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

   May 2, 2011 at 5:40 am

   Reading this post again, it’s funny and cute!

   Kids who get the good candy on Halloween night feel like that too.

   ;O)

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