No, it goes, “I invited Paul Ryan to sit in the front row when I gave a speech. He thought I was reaching across the aisle. What a dolt. Republicans are wussies. I beotch slap them in my sleep.”
Or it goes, “I called Sarah Palin a pig 3 years ago when I saw her describe the truth about who I am and people liked it. Then last night I did everything I could to humiliate Donald Trump. I coughed up the birth certificate? We’ll see who coughs last.”
Dumbo was not born at all, like most reptiles he was hatched.
Wikipedia offers insight into his classification …
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptile
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Superclass: Tetrapoda
(unranked): Reptiliomorpha
(unranked): Amniota
Class: Reptilia <– I like it!
Therefore a Certificate of Live ‘Anything’ is most assuredly a fake.
😎
LOL! at approx 11:10pm EST …
Watching Fox News with Geraldo about Osama Bin Laden assuming room temperature (‘he’s dead Jim’).
I swear that Geraldo just jumbled the names Osama/Obama and said something like this: I’m just glad Obama’s dead!. I swear he said it.
Such are the perils of voting for a president with ONE LETTER difference from evil incarnate: Osama vs. Obama.
Poor Jerry Rivers. Aren’t you glad you voted for president Dumbo!
ROTFLMAO
Ok, I wasn’t the only one that saw it! Thread from Free Republic …
Geraldo Rivera Says ” Obama is DEAD!”
Youtube link …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCfmusoP0jQ
You say Osama, I say Obama….
No, it goes, “I invited Paul Ryan to sit in the front row when I gave a speech. He thought I was reaching across the aisle. What a dolt. Republicans are wussies. I beotch slap them in my sleep.”
Or it goes, “I called Sarah Palin a pig 3 years ago when I saw her describe the truth about who I am and people liked it. Then last night I did everything I could to humiliate Donald Trump. I coughed up the birth certificate? We’ll see who coughs last.”
Reading this post again, it’s funny and cute!
Kids who get the good candy on Halloween night feel like that too.
;O)