New Swimming Pool Opens In Barrow

http://seaice.alaska.edu/gi/observatories/barrow_webcam

Climate refugees are flocking to Alaska from California, where it is simply too hot now to support human habitation.

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6 Responses to New Swimming Pool Opens In Barrow

  1. Andy WeissDC says:

    Turn up that Beach Boy music, dude, and hit the surf!

  2. Nobama says:

    Looks like time to start picking strawberries!

  3. suyts says:

    Ahh….. the pretty beach babes will be here any minute now!!!

  4. pyromancer76 says:

    It’s always a pleasure to visit your blog, Steven Goddard, but today gave me laughs aplenty. Keep up the good work.

  5. gator69 says:

    “Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay”

    You know Alaska has an ocean
    as warm as Biscayne Bay
    Now the Eskimos are surfin’
    Even on New Year’s day
    You see ’em dress so scantily
    on skis and not snow shoes
    They’re slaloming around Shamu
    Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay

    You’d catch ’em surfin’ at Homer (High tide, worldwide, Prudhoe Bay)
    And down at Ketchikan (High tide, worldwide, Prudhoe Bay)
    Junea and Sitka (High tide, worldwide, Prudhoe Bay)
    Nome and Unakleet (High tide, worldwide, Prudhoe Bay)
    All over Kaktovik
    And down at Koyuk way

    Eskimos gone surfin’
    Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay

    Because the white man pollutes
    Have no seals to harpoon
    They’re waxing down their surfboards
    Thank an oil tycoon
    No more seasons only summer
    We’re on surfari to stay
    Tell the media we’re surfin’
    Surfin’ Prudhoe bay

    Polar bear bikinis
    Custom whale bone shades
    Kuiu Island and Junea
    Seward and Bushkin Beach
    All over Alaska
    All the warmists say

    Eskimos gone surfin’
    Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay

    Eskimos gone surfin’
    Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay

    Eskimos gone surfin’
    Surfin’ Prudhoe Bay

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