“No Wildfire on Laboratory Property”

5 Responses to “No Wildfire on Laboratory Property”

1. Al Gored says:

   June 29, 2011 at 11:06 pm

   No, no. Not scary enough. Let’s try to fix that.

   Despite no wildfire currently on Los Alamos Laboratory property yet, the Laboratory has established a high alert network of seven high-volume air samplers along the vulnerable boundaries of Laboratory property, hoping to verify that unprecedented volumes of highly hazardous materials are not leaving the Laboratory in the potentially lethal smoke from the catastrophic fire, which may be driven to extremely extreme extremes by a century of relentless warming. “This place is linked to Hiroshima” warned climastrologist Dr. Fukushima Chernobyl from his home on Three Mile Island.

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2. Red Jeff says:

   June 30, 2011 at 1:22 am

   The smoke detectors in my house haven’t gone off because there’s no fire in my house. Should I panick and call 911 just to be safe? I’m very concerned, what with the radioactive outgassing of my very expensive imported, flown from Mongolia, granite kitchen countertop and mercury ladened light bulbs.
   I think a further hidden health implication of eco-ways is exemplified with my one bipolar, schizophrenic, 7-Up addicted neighbour constantly trying to eat the lithium batteries from my other neighbour’s Prius. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithium_pharmacology#Use_in_7_Up

   Oh the humanity.

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   • Latitude says:

     June 30, 2011 at 1:27 am

     You have imported, flown from Mongolia, granite???

     What color? I was thinking about Sylacauga/Alabama marble……

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   • P.J. says:

     June 30, 2011 at 1:31 am

     Don’t forget the radioactive Americium in your smoke detectors 😉 :

     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americium_smoke_detector

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     • Red Jeff says:

       June 30, 2011 at 1:35 am

       Thanks PJ, I’m gonna die even more now!

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