His Real Name Is Franklin

Rocks are too dumb to even spell their own name properly

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5 Responses to His Real Name Is Franklin

  1. Grumpy Grampy ;) says:

    Franklin rained out over my house the other day and there are a few more Clouds coming this way so the NHC needs to find more names.

  2. Meanwhile, in the Pacific: Eugene does $0.00 of damage and causes 0.0 fatalities. This is shaping up to be a record year, thanks to Global Warming and Human-Caused Climate Change. Thank goodness we were warned by an anti-free-speech philanderer* and a dude who plays with choo-choo trains** about all these terrible disruptions to our planet.

    * He’s also a fat liar, but I think his attempt to squelch free speech in the 1980s and his trying to screw everything with 2 or more legs are probably his greatest accomplishments.

    ** Admittedly, he’s also ugly and very bad at writing smut novels, but I think highlighting his scientific qualifications is more important here

    • Grumpy Grampy ;) says:

      Playing with Choo-Choo trains is almost as important a qualification for a climatologist as flunking out of Divinity School! Being a Sex Poodle just enhances the reputation as does the smut novel.

      • Grumpy Grampy ;) says:

        Have you published in Peer Reviewed Smut literature such as PNAS or Nature? 8)

      • One step better than playing with choo-choo trains is obviously playing with yourself. Which I hear ol’ Al & Patchy will be doing mutually.

        It’s a bit like our good friend Barack: the best sort of peer-review is the one where a future president explains wordlessly (it’s pretty hard to talk with ones mouth full, after all) just how badly he would like to receive a boon in the form of South American plant extractives, and the reviewer (in this case) wordlessly grunts in approval and okays the exchange.

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