Bear A swims 500 miles after a seal, suffers a heart attack and dies when a rent seeking researcher flies a helicopter 20 feet overhead.
Bear B stays on the land and forages for berries. He eats a researcher who wanders too close.
Bear A swims 500 miles after a seal, suffers a heart attack and dies when a rent seeking researcher flies a helicopter 20 feet overhead.
Bear B stays on the land and forages for berries. He eats a researcher who wanders too close.
Bear B took out the greatest threat to Polar Bears!
Are you saying polar bears can swim?
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And what about the bears that get shot with the tranquilizer gun of a researcher, then runs into the water in fear trying to get away, then drowns because it goes unconscious from the tranquilizer.
I understand conservation rules will be changes so that “Bear B” will no longer be classified as a “polar bear” thereby dramatically reducing the numbers in the wild and helping keeping the species endangered no matters what.
Bears C, D & E are actually chunks of ice that a trained biologist thinks are dead polar bears, or an opportunity, or something.