Polar Bear Drowning Season Kicks Off

5 Responses to Polar Bear Drowning Season Kicks Off

1. Andy DC says:

   May 18, 2012 at 9:23 pm

   The horrible death rays from the sun are going to melt all the ice!

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2. Stark Dickflüssig says:

   May 19, 2012 at 12:02 am

   Al’s Super Hurricane will be sucking them up and spewing them all over Rick Perry’s state. It’s gonna rain Poley Bears in Texas!

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3. TinyCO2 says:

   May 19, 2012 at 10:54 am

   A few minutes later the floating bear pops back up and says ‘I keep telling you to play dead when you hear a plane fly over. I just love the way it messes with the stats.’ The second bear sighs ‘If you’d stayed down there much longer I’d have bitten you on the butt and I could have featured in a new study about global warming leading to canibalism.’

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4. tckev says:

   May 19, 2012 at 11:42 am

   By studying polar bears scientifically we can learn a lot about them and ourselves.
   For educational purposes only –

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjyPCm-XGSE

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5. Michael says:

   May 19, 2012 at 3:45 pm

   Churchill Manitoba may make it by Monday next.

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