Understanding The Underwear Bomber

The logic is very straightforward. If you kill dozens of innocent women and children by exploding your genitals, god will reward you by providing dozens of virgins to have sex with.

The logic is nearly as rational as the concept that taxes can prevent tornadoes.

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16 Responses to Understanding The Underwear Bomber

  1. Sundance says:

    Let’s hope these are the virgins waiting for these terrorists.

    http://grammarcops.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/nuns-with-guns1.jpg

  2. Eric Barnes says:

    “The logic is nearly as rational as the concept that taxes can prevent tornadoes.”

    Hey. You are not being fair to the socialist schmucks who dreamed up cap and trade. It’s the superstate using the free market to put everyone under it’s thumb, *not* taxes.

  3. D. King says:

    Now that’s funny!

  4. John B., M.D. says:

    The “bomber” was actually a double agent employed by the CIA. We now have a working model of the terrorists’ bomb technology. It has no metal, but now we will know how it shows up on an x-ray backscatter scanner.
    However, the Obama administration keeps leaking information that should be kept secret, since now the terrorists know what we know. They did this after the bin Laden raid as well, since they couldn’t resist claiming credit within hours. They should have denied anything happened for at least a few days so as to take maximum advantage of the intelligence info gathered from bin Laden’s compound. To even reveal that Navy SEAL Team Six was involved was a security breach. “Loose lips sinks ships.”

    • Andyj says:

      The “team” consisting of two stealth helicopters. One crashed killing all going into Pak. The obama killers crashed a week or two later in ‘ghan. They are all dead Jim.

      obama died back in 2001 from needing dialysis. the last video of him, he was very thin and green. They tried to use stooges in his place to keep the lie rolling. One, a fat guy with a diamond shaped nose and another more recently who’s beard was falling off on video.

      All the death photo’s of him were faked too; along with the photo shoot showing the contents of the shitehouse looking shocked.

      All this fear creation is great for their own economy but not for “we the people”.

  5. DirkH says:

    Re the virgins: That’s a misconception. It’s raisins. You get 72 raisins once you arrive in paradise.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christoph_Luxenberg

  6. D. King says:

    DirkH says:
    May 9, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    “You get 72 raisins once you arrive in paradise.”

    Now I get it!
    It’s 72 dates(fruit), not dates; explaining the underwear.

  7. Kaboom says:

    Well they’re male virgins, so there’s some logic to it.

  8. suyts says:

    You mean taxes can’t prevent tornadoes?

  9. Robert says:

    ballsy……stupid, but ballsy….

  10. Both concepts have in common the concept that an ‘authority’ told you something is true and you must believe it otherwise you’re a denier [of my religion].

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