Monthly Archives: September 2012

Week One Hall Of Shame

Three players stood out this week for their spectacularly poor Champions League play. Terry takes the #1 spot for running an offsides trap after the pass had already been received, and cost Chelsea the win. Kompany takes the #2 spot for ducking … Continue reading

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Evening Invocation

The great CO2 god has blessed us with a record Arctic minimum, but the Koch Brothers test our faith with a record Antarctic maximum. Do not be led into the temptation of using your own brain. Penn State University has your back … Continue reading

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Your Great-Great Grandfather Did This

In 1886, the US was hit by a record seven hurricanes, including two major hurricanes. Your family ate way too many beans that year, and caused the disaster. I consider them to be guilty of climate crimes. File:1886 Atlantic hurricane season map.png … Continue reading

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2,000 Manhattans Of New Arctic Ice Today

The doomed Arctic gained more than 2,000 Manhattans of ice today.

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My Name Is Barack Obama, And I Approved Of This Message

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiIP_KDQmXs] Monica Lewinsky set to reveal Bill Clinton kinky sex secrets and disdain for Hillary – NYPOST.com

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Wisconsin 45 Degrees Cooler Than 1936

Weather Street: Temperature Forecast Movie The low temperature at Darlington , Wisconsin on September 23, 1936 was 65 degrees. This year it is forecast to be around 20 degrees. NOAA tells us that this is the hottest year ever in … Continue reading

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Thomas Jefferson Confused UHI with Global Warming, Until Noah Webster Sorted Him Out

Thomas Jefferson was an ardent believer in global warming, until Noah Webster demonstrated that he was confusing UHI effects with climate. In his 1787 book, Notes on the State of Virginia, Jefferson launched into a discussion of the climate of both his home state … Continue reading

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My Great Grandfather’s Drought

David Appell says that I am responsible for the 2012 drought, but my great-grandfather caused this one in 1893 27 Apr 1893 – DROUGHT IN FRANCE.

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Daily Theology Column

Woe unto the apostates who dare to gaze at the southern ice anomaly. The high priests have warned that only the northern anomaly may be seen by mortals. All who turn their head to look at the southern anomaly, shall be transformed … Continue reading

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I Am One Of Four People Who Control The Climate

From an epic rant by warmist David Appell: “Are Anthony Watts and Marc Morano and Tom Nelson and Steve Goddard smart enough to be guilty of climate crimes? I think so” Tom Nelson: From an epic rant by warmist David … Continue reading

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