A GLOBAL warming Armageddon in which the oceans boil dry could theoretically happen on Earth, researchers claim.
h/t to Tom Nelson
A GLOBAL warming Armageddon in which the oceans boil dry could theoretically happen on Earth, researchers claim.
h/t to Tom Nelson
Wow.
I knew there was some desperation creeping into the warmista ranks, but this?
And that begs the question. Will the seas start boiling off before the level rises 200 meters or after?
You have to admit their desperation for getting headlines is getting pretty sad. Just like the waning days of the Global Cooling scare. And most people ignored those lunatics too.
Who, besides Hansen, has ever made such a lunatic remark? “Researchers say” must be a secret society.
The only armageddon coming is for the warmistas with all their stupid nonsense. Their desperate claims gives away their desperate position.
It’s a one-up on possible scenario’s such as the dual-planetary rift situation, the kind that happens as the magnetic properties from our core go through a severe decrease and then flip polarities.
Dual rifting at sea puts a butt-load of moisture in the troposphere, where a dual scenario with both occurring on land, smoke’s it…
I believe that study was from NASA, and that the threshhold for this to occur was 30,000 ppm.
In other words, its extremely unlikely. We are unlikely to get to 1000 ppm, even burning all fossil fuels.
It is called rifting, that contributes large amounts of earth into the atmosphere from some extreme events, called rifting or class twelve volcanoes, if you like!
Allllrighty then! All we need to do is capture a rogue star, and this will happen right away….
Scientists say that a meteorite could strike you right in the noggin as you read this. Or maybe now. Or now. Or not.
This just in……billions will die by 2100.
Smoke & fire and natural occurrences, especially when the earth burps!
On the positive side, the scientists noted that the Loch Ness monster would be done like dinner and there would be Nessie burgers for all.
This is one claim that has some basis in fact. Look for the oceans to boil away in about 4 – 5 billion years.
joking Scotsman brought this to mind …. Jim Croce – The Ball of Kerrymuir.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ky7Fs6ng0
Gah! The Stupid, it burns!
These poor buggers could use some GLO-BULL warming – new update
http://mainstreamlastfirst.com/close-call-the-battle-of-the-ice/
That ice could have rolled over their boat with the anchor dragging them underneath the ice floes to a very very cold end. What a bunch of numbskis! ROFL
Heh. From the article:
Their spelling needs some scientific research as well. Should be “ice floe”.
Too bad they expected the Northwest Passage to be “ice free”. If they keep waking up with ice banging on the boat they won’t get sleep the entire trip.
They woke up to ice trying to Flow over their boat! 😉
Frost advisory in Minnesota!
As fair art thou, my bonie lass,
So deep in luve am I;
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
Till a’ the seas gang dry.
Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi’ the sun;
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
While the sands o’ life shall run.
So much for that promise of eternal love.
Looks like we should add this to the competition.
http://www.toastmasters.org/ToastmastersMagazine/ToastmasterArchive/2007/November/TallTales.aspx
Hansen has been trying to win that competition since 1988 and Mann has been after it since 1998!
How is this not the world record for Climate Cult stupidity? Is there anything that comes close? Steve, you should search for those terms in the archives to be sure, but I’ll bet no-one even in the old days was that stupid.
This one gets the Hansen Award.
“And the seas will boil, and the earth will shake
The sky will burn and the mountains fall.
A golden trumpet will sound.
Behold! The seventh messenger has come
and he is the beast. He has come for the unbelievers.
They will burn in Hell for eternity”
See?! Anyone can make shit up to scare dumb sheeple silly.
The Scots should know better than to publish shyte.
Reblogged this on The Firewall.
Boiling the seas ought to put the missing positive feedback from water vapor into the atmosphere.
Hansen’s favorite scare tactic, the Venus syndrome, requires the oceans to boil. It is the only way to increase the atmospheric thickness high enough to achieve the Venus syndrome. Ironically, it also dramatically LOWERS sea level.
Since Hansen has recently backed away from the Venus syndrome claim that he made in his GlobalWarming novel, I expect to read about Hansen loudly discrediting this report sometime today…
Or not.
IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnqYwcuIjPM
Free boiled cannibal lobsters for everyone. Unless their shells all dissolved.
“Global Warming Causes Warm/Cold, Wet/Dry, Bigger/Smaller Lobsters” http://junkscience.com/2013/07/25/global-warming-causes-warmcold-wetdry-biggersmaller-lobsters/
http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2013/07/could-climate-change-turn-earth-venus – Dr. Hansen’s favorite planet is Venus. The guy in the article says Earth would get even hotter than Venus. Maybe he should adjust his model.
Could Greenhouse Gases Turn Earth Into Venus? | Mother Jones
“What we’re seeing now is that if you pump the atmosphere full of carbon dioxide, you could make the planet so hot it would never be habitable again,” he says. Taken to its conclusion, he explains, the runaway greenhouse would produce a new atmosphere with global temperatures around 2,420 degrees Fahrenheit.
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