Obama Declares July 4 Amnesty

In his ongoing efforts to unite America, emperor Barack Hussein Obama has declared a temporary amnesty for the following groups

  • “Typical white people”
  • “Bitter people who cling to guns and religion”
  • “Flat earthers”
  • “Climate deniers”
  • “Conspiracy theorists”
  • “Tea party terrorists”

No NSA snooping or IRS harassment will occur from 2pm today until 14:00 GMT

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5 Responses to Obama Declares July 4 Amnesty

  1. omanuel says:

    An open message to members of the Space Science & Technology Committee of the US House of Representatives was posted at the top of my web page today to celebrate this,

    The 237th birthday of this once Great Nation, and to seek an end to

    Sixty-eight years (2013-1945 = 68 yrs) of deceptive government science.

    Comments, pro / con, would be appreciated.

    With kind regards,
    – Oliver K. Manuel
    Former NASA Principal
    Investigator for Apollo

  2. Robertv says:

    Don’t worry in Catalonia (still in a country they call spain) we celebrate 9/11

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Day_of_Catalonia

  3. gator69 says:

    Oh good! We can have our clan rally and get our Koch Brothers paychecks unobserved.

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