Guardian Takes Stupid To Spectacular New Levels

Last week the Guardian said that global warming makes European winters cold and snowy. This week they say that global warming makes European winters warm and devoid of snow.

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Did they suffer some sort of brain injury as children, or was it later drug abuse?

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37 Responses to Guardian Takes Stupid To Spectacular New Levels

  1. Scott allen says:

    Being that they are liberals, my bet would be continuous drug abuse

    • Streetcred says:

      Please, “progressives”, liberals are generally ok.

    • Bob Maginnis, call your office. Goddard found Progressives did something truly spectacular!

    • Philipoftaos says:

      When do the warmists tell us how much CO2 it takes to over heat the earth. At what ppm of CO2 causes the run away positive feed back. If the science is settled, and they can predict ocean levels in50 and 100 years when do they get specific on how many ppm of CO2 it takes. Let them put their money where their mouth is

  2. KTM says:

    They are turning into caricatures of themselves before our eyes.

  3. Anything is possible says:

    Ha! Ha!

    Fortunately for the Guardian, their average reader has the memory retention of a goldfish. No way in hell they remember an article from 12 days ago.

  4. Clive says:

    From Ice Age Now….
    November 7, 2014
    Ski resorts in the Alps could get up to 5 meters (16.4 feet) of snow
    http://iceagenow.info/2014/11/ski-resorts-alps-5-meters-16-4-feet-snow/
    http://www.inthesnow.com/news/heavy-snow-alps/
    ??

    • Ernest Bush says:

      Is Al Gore visiting the Alps?

      The elites are all excited that the skiing season is going to start early. What’s being ignored is that millions of Europeans are having to choose between staying warm or eating. It’s estimated that 15 million British citizens, alone, are having to make that choice this winter. There are plans to shut down factories this winter so that those who can afford it will be able to keep from freezing to death from blackouts and high natural gas prices. The “green revolution” in action.

      We are watching the same scenario start to play out here in America. I hope the Republicans realize one of their mandates is to put a stop to this green nonsense here. However, the last thing progressives want is a booming economy and cheap energy in America. It will be an uphill battle to stop the rise of socialist government and the demise of our freedoms.

      Meanwhile, another bitter cold front is about to sweep across the states with lots of snow across the northern tier and midwest. Hope Al Gore is under there somewhere.

    • Jimbo says:

      Less snow is more snow.

      6 November 2014
      Heavy snowfall in the Alps has continued for the past 36 hours and accumulations so far reported have been as high as a metre in one case.
      http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/nov/07/snow-climate-change-effect-on-skiing

      8 November 2014
      Europe Winter Forecast: ‘Fantastic’ Ski Season for Alps; More Tranquil in UK
      http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/europe-winter-2014-2015-forecast-snow-cold/36777733

  5. D. Self says:

    It’s called double speak. 47% will believe it.

  6. Damn, Steve, I wish I had 10% of your capacity for humor.

    • Sometimes I think the Guardian is a parody site, just messing with their readers.

      • Frank K. says:

        Actually you’re not too far off. The Guardian has a “news product” (sort of like the “cheese product” you see listed for boxed macaroni and cheese) – and they need to sell lots of product to stay in business (yes, even the left-wing Guardian has a business plan). So it stands to reason that they would sensationalize anything and everything to sell product. This model works for the National Enquirer (who, by the way, broke the John Edwards scandals before the national news) – why not the Guardian???

      • Lawrence13 says:

        No I believe its the mind set of the western spoilt middle class loony left who hate themselves, their country, their history (only the last 200 years of course) and their own families. and people.

        They like nothing more than to pass self flagellating birch thrashing laws and then proceed to ensure that their back is covered by their own common people who they despise and use to protect their own pampered snivelling hides.

  7. Henry says:

    Hey Steve, I posted this on a webboard and I think I might have finally gotten through to somebody! This, he understood

    Thanks.

  8. Ken Barber says:

    My guess is that they’ve been “doing some snow” of a somewhat different kind…

  9. Andy DC says:

    Even if these statements are drivel, if 97% of self proclaimed climate scientists approve of the drivel, the statements are still drivel.

  10. Whats even more ironic. The guardian has basically been kept afloat by Autotrader.Co. uk which is the UK biggest selling car magazine. Which is part of the same media group…

  11. John McLachlan says:

    There is a 97% consensus amongst climate scientists that global warming makes European winters cold and snowy.

    There is also a 97% consensus amongst climate scientists that global warming makes European winters warm and devoid of snow.

    The science is settled.

    Whatever type of weather actually occurs will have been accurately predicted by 97% of climate scientists.

  12. Mike says:

    Climate Change! It can do whatever you want it to do! No Science Need Apply – NSNA

  13. Lawrence13 says:

    I’m not sure how many people know this in the UK let alone outside the UK but the Guardian is perpetually in economic dire straights even though they have the market for advertising for trendy local authority, health and overall tax payer funded organisations. It was so bad that earlier this year they had to sell the most lucrative arm of their publishing empire. Yep the left wing anti big oil (western of course) campaigning against the destruction of the environment and man caused (by greed of course) global warming had to sell Auto Trader, yep that’s right a magazine that sells cars -oh the irony. Yes they got £600.000.00 quid for essentially an oil based magazine/journal. As they say a lot nowadays ‘You couldn’t make it up’.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/media/10587296/Guardian-Media-Group-gets-600m-for-AutoTrader-stake.html

    Tis just illustrates what a colleague of my says about the left.

    The left have an infinite capacity to lie and act hypocritically

  14. catweazle666 says:

    “the Guardian is perpetually in economic dire straights…”

    A write-off against taxes?

  15. gregole says:

    It is amazing what falls out of peoples mouths… Just keep track of the forecasts, claims, conjectures, and speculation – don’t like what you hear – don’t worry you’ll most likely hear the exact opposite given some stretch of time. Especially at the Guardian.

    I’m all signed up over there, etc and used to comment, but got such a shellacking over my comment sometime back about how cool it would be when Greenland melted down because of the great real-estate deals coming up on the big island.

    But I still get email offers and stuff and one of the last things I got from them here lately was an offer to join a novel-writing workshop. You know, I would have joined it had I the time and spare coin; they clearly have a flair for fiction.

  16. tom0mason says:

    The very definition of ‘The Guardian’ newspaper.

    Dissociative identity disorder (DID), previously known as multiple personality disorder (MPD), is a mental disorder on the dissociative spectrum characterized by at least two distinct and relatively enduring identities or dissociated personality states…

    from wikipedia.

  17. craigm350 says:

    Reblogged this on the WeatherAction News Blog and commented:
    The alarmists are making so many claims they can’t keep up any more. Bless.

  18. darrylb says:

    Even Kevin Trenberth is among those who strongly disagree with the meandering jet stream hypothesis.
    The Guardian (Cook and Dana N.?) will state whatever it can to keep the CAGW alive.

  19. Beale says:

    Brain damage seems to be a job requirement at the Gruniad.

  20. sabretoothed says:

    http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/frigid-polar-vortex-unlikely-to-repeat-this-winter/?WT.mc_id=SA_Facebook I saved this classic as the new vortex approaches, about to hit 250million people ehheeh

  21. Roger says:

    There is nothing “stupid” about it. The Guardian, an establishment newspaper ultimately run by the Rothschilds, is simply saying whatever lie it thinks at the time will work to bring in Agenda 21. Changing lies is old hat for these people. They are looking for one that will work. All’s they care about is getting their Agenda through, their don’t care which vehicle (lie/ cover story) does the job.

  22. C. Gonzo says:

    I’d love to join the discussion here but I have to go and heat up my oven so that I can make some ice cubes.

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