Climate experts warn that a great flood is coming!
Progressives will need an ark. We need to stop dawdling and build it now.
I want you to build an Ark
Get some wood build it
300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubitsWhen you get that done
Go out into the world and
Collect all of the animals in the worldby twos
Male and femaleby sixes : male, female, gay, lesbian, bisexual, tranny male->female, tranny female->male, and put them into the ark
We were warned.
No need to build an ark. They can all fit on this :
https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/SJFNajQnBoFsa8xKjW2TVA–/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9ODE3O3E9OTU7dz0xMjIy/http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dicaprio-yacht/leonardo-dicaprio-luxury-yacht-world-cup-20.jpg
Was it not promised that the world will not be destroyed by water a second time?
More appropriate might be a fire, like the fire of creation that Stalin and his little NAS helpers hid from the public after WWII.
That’s ok progressives don’t much like the bible anyway and they certainly don’t believe in the word of God.
They also do not believe precise experimental measurements and observations, not officially blessed with a Nobel or Crafoord Prize. They are absolutely certain the Sun COULD NOT:
1. Make chemical elements
2. Birth the entire Solar System
3. Sustain the origin and evolution of life on Earth
4. Maintain control over every atom, life and world in the solar system, and the climate of each planet, in a volume of space that is now greater than that of 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 Earth’s!
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10640850/Supplement.pdf
It has already happened. David Koresh claimed to be the second coming. Because he was burned to death, the crucifix will be replaced with David standing in a fire.
What We need is a a Golgafrincham style “B” Ark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSid-p0Xlk0
Well, didn’t they end up on Earth 10,00 years or so ago anyway, wrecking the environment?
I nominate Al Gore for Captain.
What’s a cubit?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ6tV5tws-o
A cubit is one more times than a squaredit
Hah! good one.
Then there is the Rubik cubit which is a cubit times 12 in four different colors.
My dad had all of Cosby’s early comedy albums on a reel to reel tape that we would listen to after dinner from time to time. The tape player was an old solid teak wood cased machine with a stainless steel face, that would probably be worth a small fortune to vintage audiophiles today. The tape was nearly six hours in length, and we would listen to about 20 minutes per night, or until our sides hurt from laughter. The Noah bit was my favorite… Right…
One of my favorites also——–Noah is working and he hears NOAH, many times then
finally says…Who is this really?
Assuming 1 cubit = 40 cm (more now but people were shorter back then), then
300 x 40cm = 12,000 cm = 120 metres
80 x 40cm = 3200 cm = 32 metres
40 x 40cm = 1600 cm = 16 metres
That is a pretty small boat and it does not look particularly stable, aquatically speaking …
Gilgamesh’s “ark” was 120x120x120 which is almost twice as large as the biblical account. Maybe the “ark” was the original TARDIS, wouldn’t have to feed or clean up much
Gilgamesh was taller than Noah and so he go to save the mastadons and dinosaurs. The boat sank due to weight issues.
Steve, recognizing only six genders is a microaggression against the seventh one: tranny female->male. And if they don’t get into the ark because of your patriarchal math, it’s genocide.
Only 7 ??
Be warned of the link below. Do not read if you are prone to nausea etc.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/02/15/the-complete-glossary-of-facebook-s-51-gender-options.html
That gender list is completely wrong, it discriminates by omission and we would better off without it.
Imagine you are a man and one day you realize you are a woman. You undergo a transition, live for a while happily as a woman and one day realize you are a man. You undergo another transition and live happily ever after as a man but also fondly remember your previous life first as man and then as a woman. You live in bliss until one fateful day at a restaurant a waiter asks: Can I get you something to drink, Sir?
You are thrown into a horrible confusion. You don’t know what to say. You go on Facebook and try to find yourself among the 51 officially listed genders. Yours is not there so you file a complaint and some moron in customer service tries to shoehorn you against your will into this wishy-washy fluid-gender category. You know you are not some stupid fluid-gender. You are a solid man->woman->man, with two crisp transitions, nothing fluid about it.
This 51-gender list is just another power trip by white patriarchal gender-Nazis.
Errata: … we would be better off …, as a man, etc.
This stupid Facebook list is no good; got me all pissed off. Zuckerberg thinking he can put straight himherhims in with some wierdos.
Hey CW, I did warn you NOT to read it. !!!
I should have listened.
I thot that your small rant was great.
Personally, I see it as a picoagression; this is an offense where only a third party can arbitrate that an offense occurred, neither the offender nor the ofendee meant or felt the offense.
I shti you not, this is real.
Yes, your view is supported by contemporary research and scientific consensus. I was using “microagression” as a layman term for general understanding. This is in fact a picoaggression, detectable—like subatomic particles—only by a third party observer with proper instrumentation:
http://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2015/04/08/rolling-stone-cover-boy/#comment-513182
http://duckduckgo.com/?q=microaggressions+examples&iax=1&ia=images
A pikagression? Are those little scurrying bastards attacking now?
It’s never going to float without solar cells.
And they’d have a pretty big carbon footprint by cutting down those trees, possibly even from a rainforest, so I think they should construct it out of renewable material?
Since they like corn subsidies so much, I propose that they build it out of cornbread.
Should the title be ‘Get some wood’ or ‘Go-for wood’?
Just be sure not to dock in in Massachusetts…
BOSTON — Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry is docking his family’s new $7 million yacht in neighboring Rhode Island, allowing him to avoid paying roughly $500,000 in taxes to the cash-strapped Bay State.
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/07/sen_john_kerry_docks_new_boat.html
Gen 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.
http://creation.com/how-did-all-the-animals-fit-on-noahs-ark
Lossless compression.
Could have been even bigger. There are several possible sizes of cubit. (There being giants in the Earth in those days) Who can say with certainty which cubit was used? They might have used the pyramid cubit to build it. (~20.6 in or 52.324cm) That would put it in a class with the Titanic