Sounding The All Clear!

I went outside and global warming did not make sick.

I’m sounding the all clear and will report to the great prophet Obama that he has defeated global warming, and we are all safe again.

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14 Responses to Sounding The All Clear!

  1. mikegeo says:

    I’m expecting that the more inane pronouncements that Obama makes, the more the public will just go blank on the statements. Mostly the public dont care about AGW and its become a left wing media echo chamber which is tiresome.
    They may ramp up in advance of Paris, but by then if Obama and the cult keep it up, we should all be comfortably numb!

  2. jck101 says:

    Climate change is great, I can smoke up a storm and blame climate change when my kid has an asthma attack. Where do I collect my parent of the year award?

  3. Cathy says:

    Very funny!!!

  4. Pathway says:

    Long live the Little Dick.

  5. rah says:

    I guess those bill boards I see sometimes that say that “Second hand smoke is Child Abuse” are just just plain wrong then? And those states and municipalities which have laws prohibiting smoking in a vehicle with a minor need to void those laws?

    • Brian H says:

      Yeah, Stanford found 2nd-hand smoke, on its own, had no statistical connection to cancer (Dec. 2014) in a longitudinal study.

      Tony: “did not make [me] sick.”

      • Anthony S says:

        Granted, there is no link to cancer, but there is a link to minor ailments like ear infections.

        • gator69 says:

          …there is a link to minor ailments like ear infections.

          For me it is ear irritation, when I hear CO2-phobics use it to discredit Dr Lindzen.

        • Disillusioned says:

          Do you mean Fred Singer?

        • gator69 says:

          Both…

          Lindzen clearly relishes the role of naysayer. He’ll even expound on how weakly lung cancer is linked to cigarette smoking. He speaks in full, impeccably logical paragraphs, and he punctuates his measured cadences with thoughtful drags on a cigarette.

          http://www.newsweek.com/truth-about-global-warming-154937

        • Disillusioned says:

          Ah, yes. I had forgotten. Thanks. Lindzen was one of the first skeptical scientists I had read about, when I was going through my learning curve and process of disillusionment about the hypothesis of AGW.

          I have enormous respect for the man, because he refused to sell out.

  6. I just figured out why the seasons change:

    In the winter the CO2 increases in the atmosphere, which causes global warming every spring. During the summer the trees hog up all the CO2, which is why it gets cold again in the winter.

  7. gator69 says:

    Drone strike at Hole Foods?

  8. KTM says:

    You have placed yourself among the greatest scientists of the modern age, bravely testing your theory at the risk of your own health.

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