Just In From The White House!

I just got this E-mail from the President,

Thanks to the grit and resilience of the American people, we’ve cleared away the rubble from the financial crisis and begun to lay a new foundation for stronger, more durable economic growth.

Translation : Five years ago in September I was way down in the polls, so me and my banker friends came up with a scam to get me elected in return for a trillion dollars of your children’s money. It also gave me an excuse to permanently under-perform while blaming Bush.

But we’re not there yet. We need a strategy that builds on the cornerstones of what it means to be middle class in America, and what it takes to work your way into the middle class.

Translation : We are doing everything we can to make sure that your children never get wealthy.

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5 Responses to Just In From The White House!

  1. Andy DC says:

    Detroit is bankrupt. Chicago is almost bankrupt. Where did all that “stimulus” money go that was supposed to save those municipalities? Or to rephrase the question, who the hell pocketed it?

  2. pinroot says:

    It gets more Orwellian every day. Up is down, war is peace, on and on. You can pretty much tell what they’re going to do by taking the opposite of what they say.

  3. geologyJim says:

    Obama lies with the casual ease of an alfresco diner swatting a mosquito.

    Over and over and over and over again, without thought or remorse.

  4. gator69 says:

    My hope is that libertarians end up writing our history books, because if progressives continue to be the authors of our history, we will have lost permanently.

  5. Pathway says:

    Earnings of the middle class in America now ranked 27th in the world. This is what he meant by fundamental transformation.

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