New Plan To Raise Government Revenue

NSA is offering a new service for Christmas shoppers.

For the low price of $49.95, you can log in and find out what your spouse and children have been telling their friends they really want for Christmas.

NSA says the system is completely secure, and guarantees privacy.

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7 Responses to New Plan To Raise Government Revenue

  1. “Ooh, where can I get the catalog, Gladys!”

  2. R. de Haan says:

    Bwahhahhahhahahahhahaha.

  3. gator69 says:

    You better watch out
    You better comply
    You better not doubt
    Obama’s big lie
    NSA is watching you now!

    • Ernest Bush says:

      They know when you’ve been sleeping.
      They know when you’re awake.
      They know when you’ve been bad or good,
      so be good for goodness sake!

      Oh…

  4. squid2112 says:

    But I thought Obamacare was going to be so “fiscally responsible”, with all its popularity they are bound to make billions….

    Obamacare fail: More enroll for Mars trip than for health exchange
    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/18/obamacare-failures-ratchet-more-enroll-mars-trip/

  5. MikeTheDenier says:

    The new plan to raise government revenue is to confiscate it…..

    IMF Discusses ‘One-Off’ Wealth Tax

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-10-18/guest-post-large-wealth-grab-way

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