Daily Archives: December 23, 2010

Where Will Santa Launch From?

Given the desperate state of Arctic ice, Santa may need some help finding an air strip near the North Pole. Being overweight, he apparently needs about 3,000 miles of unbroken ice for a successful takeoff.

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They Warned Us This Would Happen

Last week they told us that the southwestern US was going to dry up due to global warming. This week Granite Mountain, Arizona has received over eleven inches of rain. We used to drag kegs of Olympia “It’s the Water” … Continue reading

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High Tech Startup Invents Plant Photosynthesis

One of the designers of the carbon market proposes to have plants capture CO2 from the air. Global Thermostat sounds too good to be true: It’s a startup company that aims to address the threat of climate change by capturing … Continue reading

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New Jersey Senator : Santa May Have To Relocate

December 23, 2010 Dear Santa Claus, I am writing out of concern, because you may have to move from the North Pole due to the dramatic melting of Arctic sea ice. The Navy’s chief oceanographer says that by the summer … Continue reading

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Bipolar Amplification Disorder

The told us that the poles would heat much faster than the rest of the planet. http://www.esrl.noaa.gov/psd/map/images/fnl/sfctmpmer_01a.fnl.anim.html

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Wind Power Blows

When the air gets cold and still in the winter, wind power becomes nearly useless. http://www.bmreports.com/bsp/bsp_home.htm

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Too Much Snow To Ski In Colorado

When climate models told us that skiing was a thing of the past in Colorado, this must have been what they meant. http://denver.cbslocal.com/

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Atlanta Becomes Part Of Europe

Atlanta is expecting to its first white Christmas in 130 years. Climate experts tell us that it is hot everywhere besides western Europe, so it seems safe to assume that Atlanta has relocated across the Atlantic. http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta-weather-snow-accumulations-785039.html h/t to Marc … Continue reading

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Romm : Climate Will Become Unliveable – And It Is Obama’s Fault

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Cold Weather Casualty In Everton

Donovan wimps out – claims he wants to “rest” in LA.  

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