Weiner Appeals To Democratic Party Core

Weiner keeps texting his weiner, as he understands that being a degenerate devoid of values is considered an asset to his voting base. Look for a landslide victory.

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12 Responses to Weiner Appeals To Democratic Party Core

  1. Bruce says:

    CNN says that man hunted the dildo to extinction. Perhaps they were thinking of one man in particular.

  2. Shazaam says:

    To a political hack, any publicity is good publicity.

    The “short-attention-span” general public (the 47%) won’t remember what the fuss was about after 6 months. They will remember the name, and they’ll vote for whoever promises them the most free stuff.

    And thus, we have a possible explanation for the quality of the congress-critters infesting DC.

  3. Traitor In Chief says:

    His Political Business Partner (and Muslim operative) says she’s okay with his Weiner being a public organ. Unrepentant depravity is an asset among Lefties. Later, he can transition to Beastiality without explanation.

  4. gator69 says:

    “I’ve apologized to Huma and am grateful that she has worked through these issues with me and for her forgiveness. I want to again say that I am very sorry to anyone who was on the receiving end of these messages and the disruption that this has caused. As my wife and I have said, we are focused on moving forward.”

    I’m sure you are, forward to the next victim, and next apology.

  5. Bill says:

    Huma needs to take his phone away.

  6. Sundance says:

    Weiner has chosen the name Carlos Danger which is much better than Carlos Weiner for sexting.

    He should consider the “Shaft” theme for his campaign music. with some minor changes to the Lyrics.

    Who’s the white public dick
    That’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
    Weiner!
    Ya damn right

    Who is the man that would sext his junk to a sister’s phone?
    Weiner!
    Can you dig it?

    Who’s the man that’ll whip it out
    When there’s women all about?
    WEINER? Right on!

    They say this cat Weiner is a hard mother
    Shut your mouth!
    I’m talkin’ ’bout Weiner.
    Then we can dig it

    He’s a perverted sort of man
    And everyone understands him but his woman
    AnTiny Weiner!

  7. Pathway says:

    The 47% is doing the same thing on their Obamaphone.

  8. John B., M.D. says:

    Weiner has been watching too much of the Whitey Bulger trial.

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