Private McConnell Arrives On The Beach At Normandy

We shouldn’t be here. This was a mistake. We can’t win. We never should have come here. After I get done sniping at our troops from behind, I’m going to negotiate our surrender with that guy with the little mustache over there. He looks really mean and scares me. Maybe he will give me three billion dollars to sell out the US.

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4 Responses to Private McConnell Arrives On The Beach At Normandy

  1. Whoa! Middle of the stream! Everybody change horses!

  2. Okie says:

    Never trust a guy without a chin.

  3. Never trust a politician when his lips are moving. Correction: never trust a politician.

  4. gator69 says:

    McConnell would have funded a bridge to Britain.

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