I Will Be 12 Feet Tall By The Year 2075

15 Responses to I Will Be 12 Feet Tall By The Year 2075

1. Hockey Schtick says:

   June 4, 2015 at 11:46 pm

   The ‘faux pause’ of your height is an ‘illusion’

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2. HankH says:

   June 4, 2015 at 11:47 pm

   Linear trend lines plotted in a stochastic, non-linear or non-stationary dataset are as useless as teats on a boar hog. Too bad climophbics don’t understand that.

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   • Jason Calley says:

     June 5, 2015 at 12:04 am

     Hey Hank! Any good scientist would agree with you. Sadly, we are not dealing with that particular group in so-called “climate science”.

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     • HankH says:

       June 5, 2015 at 12:19 am

       Hey Jason, good to read you again. Yeah, it is a rather particular group. It kind of makes you wonder if most of them will become bar / nightclub magicians or stand up comedians when they retire? I mean, how they can make numbers appear and disappear in datasets is amazing and how they explain it is hilarious. 😉

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       • Jason Calley says:

         June 5, 2015 at 2:05 am

         Magicians! Ha! Yeah, any magician can pull a rabbit out of a hat, but these guys can pull a whole dataset out of their, uh, “ass-umptions”.
3. Jason Calley says:

   June 5, 2015 at 12:05 am

   Tony, in my estimation you are already 12 feet tall. 🙂

   Thanks for the great work!

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4. Scott Scarborough says:

   June 5, 2015 at 12:06 am

   Shit! That’s what I needed to see. I am 60.

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5. Scott Scarborough says:

   June 5, 2015 at 12:08 am

   I run a 5K every work day to avoid looking like your 60 year-old.

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   • Bob Greene says:

     June 5, 2015 at 12:10 am

     And one of these days you will be happy if you looked like a 60-year-old

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6. omanuel says:

   June 5, 2015 at 1:01 am

   Thank you, Steven, for all you have done to restore society to sanity.

   Today Steve Milloy correctly identified science whores at once prestigious institutions.

   http://junkscience.com/2015/06/04/harvard-syracuse-researchers-caught-lying-to-boost-obama-climate-rules/

   I deeply regret that blunt statements may be necessary to restore sanity to society and reverse the corruption of science.

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7. andrewpattullo says:

   June 5, 2015 at 1:04 am

   This is great news. As the established temperature trend from mid twentieth century is eventually smeared out over a longer and longer interval it eventually appears like a very gentle, Earth friendly, and totally unthreatening mild hot flush, nothing a cold beer can’t quench.

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8. Eric Barnes says:

   June 5, 2015 at 1:33 am

   I would rather you displayed your height as an anomaly. Absolute measurements can be so misleading.

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9. Andy DC says:

   June 5, 2015 at 1:38 am

   If so, you have quite an NBA career to look forward to!

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10. Jon Lonergan says:

    June 5, 2015 at 7:56 pm

    I’m 64 and still the Harlem Globetrotters won’t hire me. I obviously need a better computer model of my height, you’d think 12 foot would be hard to deny!

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    • Jon Lonergan says:

      June 7, 2015 at 11:30 pm

      Is this evidence of anti-white racism?
      Or is it that the so-called “observations” say I’m short, fat, grey-haired and have had 2 hip replacements? No that can’t be it. It must be racism. Perhaps a grant to study this would be suitable.

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