I Will Be 12 Feet Tall By The Year 2075

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15 Responses to I Will Be 12 Feet Tall By The Year 2075

  1. The ‘faux pause’ of your height is an ‘illusion’

  2. HankH says:

    Linear trend lines plotted in a stochastic, non-linear or non-stationary dataset are as useless as teats on a boar hog. Too bad climophbics don’t understand that.

    • Jason Calley says:

      Hey Hank! Any good scientist would agree with you. Sadly, we are not dealing with that particular group in so-called “climate science”.

      • HankH says:

        Hey Jason, good to read you again. Yeah, it is a rather particular group. It kind of makes you wonder if most of them will become bar / nightclub magicians or stand up comedians when they retire? I mean, how they can make numbers appear and disappear in datasets is amazing and how they explain it is hilarious. 😉

        • Jason Calley says:

          Magicians! Ha! Yeah, any magician can pull a rabbit out of a hat, but these guys can pull a whole dataset out of their, uh, “ass-umptions”.

  3. Jason Calley says:

    Tony, in my estimation you are already 12 feet tall. 🙂

    Thanks for the great work!

  4. Scott Scarborough says:

    Shit! That’s what I needed to see. I am 60.

  5. Scott Scarborough says:

    I run a 5K every work day to avoid looking like your 60 year-old.

  6. omanuel says:

    Thank you, Steven, for all you have done to restore society to sanity.

    Today Steve Milloy correctly identified science whores at once prestigious institutions.

    http://junkscience.com/2015/06/04/harvard-syracuse-researchers-caught-lying-to-boost-obama-climate-rules/

    I deeply regret that blunt statements may be necessary to restore sanity to society and reverse the corruption of science.

  7. This is great news. As the established temperature trend from mid twentieth century is eventually smeared out over a longer and longer interval it eventually appears like a very gentle, Earth friendly, and totally unthreatening mild hot flush, nothing a cold beer can’t quench.

  8. Eric Barnes says:

    I would rather you displayed your height as an anomaly. Absolute measurements can be so misleading.

  9. Andy DC says:

    If so, you have quite an NBA career to look forward to!

  10. Jon Lonergan says:

    I’m 64 and still the Harlem Globetrotters won’t hire me. I obviously need a better computer model of my height, you’d think 12 foot would be hard to deny!

    • Jon Lonergan says:

      Is this evidence of anti-white racism?
      Or is it that the so-called “observations” say I’m short, fat, grey-haired and have had 2 hip replacements? No that can’t be it. It must be racism. Perhaps a grant to study this would be suitable.

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