Evil Russians hacked the election, to convince 84% of US counties that Hillary Clinton is a crooked, incompetent, corrupt, habitually lying shell of a human being. Russian hacking also exposed the fact that Democrats hacked their own primary.
I personally suffered from Russian influence last weekend, when top pianist Natasha Paremski performed a spectacular memorial concert for my mother in Los Alamos last weekend. Just look at that pain in my face.
Natasha turned 30 yesterday. I will be 60 next week. After NOAA adjustments to reduce the past, I will actually be much younger than her.