Climate Attribution Model

Climate scientists are writing a model to blame weather events on corporations.

The secret weapon that could finally force climate action | New Scientist

This motivated me to write my own weather attribution model, which blames weather events on specific companies – including sciency sounding explanations.

You can try it out here at this link. It is good for a few minutes of entertainment:
Corporate Weather Attribution Generator

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5 Responses to Climate Attribution Model

  1. conrad ziefle says:

    I dreamed it, therefore it is real. Doesn’t matter. It’s easy to start a Climate Cult subreligion. There are so many believers out there seeking a charismatic leader.

  2. arn says:

    ” Is this the TOOL we need to effectively persecute …. ”

    It is very rare that these bastards are that honest.
    It’s not science, justice or a matter of facts, wrong or right, but a TOOL.
    That’s why they were so busy to declare co2 a pollutant – once you get away with such a perversion anything goes.

    But here is a little problem: In a field where a butterfly flap is supposed to create a hurricane / or not,
    In a world where a gigantic hurricane can be just a day away without experts being able to detect or predict it –
    but than somehow to be able to pin this hurricane down on a specific company? This is peak charlatanry.

    A tool that can connect specific anomalies to specific companies is impossible.
    Even the atheist god of superdeterminism would not dare to go there.

    As of now I would guess we are not even able to do such a thing on a most primitive basic level
    (spray 5 drops on a window, and repeatedly predict which drop will run down first with 50% accuracy ).

    • arn says:

      PS
      The picture above is missing a sickle.

    • conrad ziefle says:

      I’m not sure it is charlatanry. It could be total incompetency with logic, understanding of science, and inability to understand magnitude and scope. I.e., they really believe that butterfly wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world, that they can kill an elephant with a Red Rider BB gun, and that they really are deserving of a better life.

      • arn says:

        You mean they have knowledge but no wisdom?

        That’s kind of what defines the woke
        and maybe it was the marxist intention all along to create drones that know the price of everything and the value of nothing
        and it is that kind of people that universities produce by the millions.

        Yet I think in this case it’s evil, not incompetence.
        If he were? talking Obama/Mamdani stuff and about a better world or revolution I’d go along.

        But this is super-complex stuff (and not some toiletslogans or changing some economical parameters,)
        where neither the level of distribution nor the locations are known,nor when it is released and for sure not how it gets dispersed? .

        Some companies release co2, others only dig it out of the ground, others sell it to the masses, other don’t even sell to average Joe and others get their energy from nuclear power plants with no co2 emissions at all.
        On top of that the biggest co2 emitter is not a company but the US military.
        And I also highly assume (didn’t even bother to look into it),
        that these listed companies are all US/western companies,
        and that this is just a further racist white guilt trope
        and that 90%+ of emitters and emissions are being ignored
        in favor of the great narrative.

        As I can not imagine that all of this combined is just result of incompetence(there is no excellence in incompetence) and that he is just a megalomaniac retard I’d say here is a manipulative character with some serious egoproblems at work.

        Doesn’t know what a woman is but has a skill to pin down hurricane X to 96% on Exxon.
        That’s evil imo.

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